These are real people in my art class

Art class...the most relaxing, non- brain straining class there is. This is where you find the kids the teachers have given up on, the kids that just don't learn, the kids that find an excuse to argue a one-sided conversation.1

I sit next to this girl, not very bright or determined but her laugh makes you want to wet yourself, it goes...haha hehe SNORT *embarrassment* hiccup SNORT. Yes that is like sticking a hot needle in your eye, seems fun when the thought comes, but hurts like a bitch when it comes to actually doing it.
And by the way don't ever stick a hot needle in your eye...it's a given I guess.2

Then there's this guy who sits across from me, I'm not racist but he has a black name when he looks like a fricken albino. He has glasses and blonde hair, he's a smoker and an absolute bum head. It doesn't really register when the teacher calls TYRONNE, yes that sounds like 'tie-rone' he thinks he so good, on his head you find a tiny cap that doesn't fit on the back of his head. Again not racist but the cap looks like a traditional Jewish cap with a beak.3

Then theres my best friend, she is so unique and one-of-a-kind. I just love being in the same room as her, she likes to draw nude women, usually with large boobs and tiny waists. She drew this pirate cross dresser once, it looked so cool. I wanted to print it on a t-shirt. She probably would let me, but its her artwork so I left it alone.4

Last but not least, me. The girl with braces, Glasses and freckles. TRIPPLE WHAMMY!!!! My left eye has a stigmatosis in it, it also has heaps of brown in one corner while my right eye has no brown. It looks really cool. I have a massive bruise on my leg from a ladder climbing incident and 5 scars on my lip from getting slammed into the corner of a table, and it wasn't on of those moments where you laugh but inside your secretly crying your eyes out, it was one of those, " My god, where the hell were you when my sister fell yesterday!!" I love classic books, Pride and Prejudice, incredibly loud and incredibly close, which I recommend your read, it give humour while your trying to hold back tears from a death in the book.5

I'll admit this I'm not ugly, I'm pretty in a Picasso abstract artwork kind of way, my naked girl drawing friend is stunning, the snorter has massive boobs and is quite pretty and the black, white, Jewish guy is a bum head from Uranus. Not in a racist way.