Adventures of the Chicken Demon

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Chicken Spittle had been in Hell for almost2

10,000 years when the Angel Ariel was sent to 3

Hell to grant him a reprieve.4

The invisible little demon had been given5

the name Chicken Spittle by Beelzebub who 6

considered him as being worthless. But like 7

everything else, it seems there is good and bad8

in everything.9

'Chicken Spittle', said Ariel. 'I bring10

you joyful tidings! The old man has decided that11

you should not be here. He now believes you just12

made the mistake of falling in with the wrong 13

crowd, so he is setting you free on conditions.14

You will remain invisible,and retain your chicken 15

voice, but if you pass the dogoody test you will16

receive your spirit wings and be able to soar with17

the Eagles. I will see you 3 months from now and18

tell you how you did.'19

So Ariel took Chicken Spittle topside20

and turned him lose over Los Angeles, California.21

Being as he had the advantage of22

invisibility, Chicken Spittle sat in with the perps23

of many bad goings on in the big city of L.A.24

One day, having overheard a big25

drug king pin's plan to sell bad junk, he followed26

the drug king who was 27

driving his big Harley Davidson, and28

at precisely the right moment, Chciken Little29

took possession of the notorious30

gangster's motor cycle and made him drive it up31

onto an off ramp of Highway 401 to a place that32

was being repaired. Chicken Spittle controlled33

the gangster's body, and steered the big harley off34

the end of the freeway where traffic had been35

detoured. No one was more surprised than the36

hood as he heard himself hollering BOK BOK!37

way, 'Bach! Bok Bok! Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa38

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccchkkk',39

as he drove off the end of the freeway40

and landed inside a concret form for a new bridge41

embuttment becomming a permanent part of42

highway 401 in the middle of L.A.43

A few days later, Chicken Little came 44

upon a truck coming down the grapevine Hill45

at 3:00 O'Clock A.M. hauling a thousand chickens loaded46

onto a flatbed truck in cages. Seeing they were 47

full of hormones and scared, he unhitched the48

trailer from the truck, yelling BOK BOOOOOKK49

Bachhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaccccccccckkkkkk!50

and turned all the chickens loose from their51

cages, where-upon he turned them all invisible,52

and took them to Disneyland where moms and53

Dads and kids reported having something54

peck on their toes as they walked about.55

Then Chicken Little sat in on a court56

room trial where a young latino kid was being 57

framed for a felony he didn't do. When the D.A.58

walked up to cross-examine a witness, he 59

went into the lawyer's body, had him turn to 60

the judge and say, 'BOK BOK BAAAAAAooo61

OOOOOOOOOOOOBach Bach BACHHHHH62

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAACCKKKK!63

The judge banged down his gavel shouting 'Order64

in the Court! Order in the Court', and then said,65

'Bailiff, take the D.A. into custody for contempt66

of court! Lock him up! Case dismissed!'67

The next day the Angel Ariel came68

to Chicken Spittle and said, 'Well done thou69

good and faithful servant, from now you will70

still remain invisible, but you have won your71

wings and you will soar with the Eagles. You will72

also be given the voice of a man in case you73

need it in your one man, er, I mean one chicken74

crusade against crime'!75

So Chicken Spittle was free and took76

great joy setting in on movie sets, watching them77

make movies, and if he thought the movie lacked78

socially redeeming value and failed to instill 79

the audience with love and compassion, he would80

wait until the producer walked on the set, and 81

then inhabit the producer's body and have him 82

say, 'This is a chicken outfit, with a chicken script,83

and chicken actors and chicken director! I am84

suspending production affective immediately',85

whereupon he was promptly black listed by 86

the Screen Actor's Guild and shunned by Hollywood87

for the rest of his days, while Chicken Spittle 88

lived happily ever after sitting in major chicken89

franchises making sure the fried chicken served90

to customers were hormone free and always91

well done never slimy or raw in the middle. 92

BOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCCK!93