Dear Santa

A letter I typed up in my keyboarding class as an assignment.1

December 18,2008 First Period2

Dear Santa,3

Really this year I don't want anything except for these seven things.4

v Peace and Quiet5

v To sleep without kids jumping on my screaming "Wake Up Santa was here!"6

v A delicious breakfast,lunch,and dinner that is if I'm awake for any of those.7

v Everyone to be happy excluding me,Christmas depresses me so does winter.8

v To be a sophomore or something even better when I return to school.9

v A bag of beef jerky and a monster so I can wake up and enjoy myself,by myself.10

P.S a nice hot shower would be nice,without having to fight over who goes in first and for how long.Also it would be nice if you could fly over new york and pick my head up from the gutter,I know I left it around there somewhere.Shouldn't be hard to find it right?You have a gps unit up in your sleigh or Lamborghini attached to some reindeer all blinged up for Christmas how else would Rudolph know where he was going?and I swear I didn't eat all the cookies that were meant for you,it was a combination of me and the dogs,we intend to do the same for Christmas dinner.11

At the end of the letter was a Santa Face Clipart I found.In stars the following was enclosed under the graphic.12

Somehow I imagined you looked better than this,those story books are liar's as are the postcards.13

Sincerely Yours14