I want to explain things on my mind

Okay, yaoi. I need to discus this. Number one top yaoi in Naruto is Sasuke and Naruto, But I don't understand it. Okay, yeah so what if Naruto is chasing after Sasuke. It's not like he's inlove with him. The kiss, they both hated it. And Sasuke doesn't love Naruto, Sasuke doesn't like anyone. Kishimoto said if Sasuke wasn't going to have his mind set on revenge, he'd have Sasuke be with Sakura. (Naruto was oroginally going to be about Wizards and stuff.)1

Naruto came after Sasuke first because he left the town, without permission. Second, because it is Tsunade's orders. Third, because Sakura asked Naruto too. And fourth, because Naruto was jelous of Sasuke and wanted to be his friend, and or a better brother than Itachi. 2

Second yaoi, Sasori and Deidara. I love them. I understand it. THey are both men of art. When Deidara was a partner with Sasori, he was annoying to Danna, but Sasori never complained. And then, after Sasori died, Deidara became the leader role in the Akatsuki partnership. And because Deidara and Tobi seem's like the most stupidest couple I have heard. Deidara hates Tobi, and Tobi is just a gaywad. "I am a school girl, inlove with their Sempai!" Gay.3

Sasori and Deidara are way cuter anyays. Even if Deidara is Uke in my man-wife's point of view. I bet, I bet, they had feelings for eachother and didn't know it. Or, where just really good friends.4

Itachi and Kisame? Uhm, no. Itachi isn't the kind of dude who would fall inlove with a blue fish. (Sorry Kisame, your still my 62nd husband.) And becides, you really think he would like anyone except for the girlfriend he killed? Yeah, he;s straight, you sick fangirls. And those fan fictions with Itachi and Sasuke makeout scenes. Yeah, I like them, but I don't get it. 5

"If you want to kill me, you will have to hate me. Fill your feelings for me of hate. And then when you hate me enough, you will be able to kill me." Itachi told Sasuke. Yeah, you really think a brother that wants his little brother to kill him will go find Sasuke one day, lock them inside a closet and do it? No, Sasuke hates Itachi. He'd rather Naruto as a brother. I mean, Itachi does care for Sasuke, but as a brother, not incested boyfriend.6

Which brings me to my next yaoi, from Ouran. Hikaru and Kaoru. No, no. Go away. I hate you. Don't even think of it. They are brothers! What is wrong with fangirls? I mean, yes. Kaoru, during his and Haruhi's date, He kisses her and tells her he loves her. But, he knew Hikaru saw and he knew Hikaru loves Haruhi, but he caresa for his brother. But not inlove. Twincest if wrong. 7

(Yes, yes! Shut the heck up! Who cares that Kaoru had kissed Hikaru for some reason, to stop Hikaru from getting mad! They are brothers! It's like kissing your best frined when your playing house at seven tyears old, or your parents! I kiss my sister!) It wasn't even a romantic kiss either. None of that mushy, tounge, stuff. No, I will kill you, along wiht my entire clan if you think of that disgusting Twincest.8

Now me myself am a yoai fan. But I am not "One of them" who are those total fangirls of yaoi, and want the stupidest coupls together just because the two guys are hot. Okay, Sasori and Deidara. Yes. Tamaki and Kyoya. Yes. Yuki and Hatsuharu. Mayjor yes. (Fruits Basket. That's my next.) Mine acually make sence! Kyoya regects Renge because he may have feelings for Tamaki. He didn't try and get to Haruhi all the way like he pretended because he may like Tamaki!9

Yuki and Hatsuharu. Really lovely couple. Perfect yaoi. Take it staraight from anime/manga.10

Haru: Yeah, well... what if Yuki wore the girls uniform? 11

President: Oh my12

Yuki: Cut it out right now!!13

Haru: Aww, you know I am just showing my point. ♥14

And Natsuki even put the little heart when Hatsuharu said it! Hatsuharu even told Tohru himself that Yuki was his first love! (She freaked, but, hey, your born that way. God... SHe made him like that!) (Yes, god is a girl.) Kyo and Yuki, I don't really think so. Kyo really doesn't like Yuki. And to Yuki, Kyo is the "Stupid cat that lives with him."15

Ayame and Yuki? Hello? They are brothers! Sickos! So what is Aya's voice is a little gay in the English Dub anime. It's a lovely voice to me. I'd marry it. (Well, Deidara's is too, in the Shippuuden Abridged.) Hatori and Aya make's sence too. Shigure said "Well, he basically loves Haa-san." There, Aya isn't gay for his brother. He just wants to try and get Yuki to like him as a big brother.16

And now, just one little thing about Yuri. No, never in a milllion times will Ino and Sakura get paired up with anyone! (I say that because me and my sister/brother are Ino and Sakura, best friends forevr.) InoSaku? Why? "I'm inlove with you so much, I can't evn stand it!" Sakura screamed to Sasuke. She loves Sasuke! Ino, she's a groupie of Sasuke too! But, she may like Chouji, Sai, and Shikamaru too! She calls Sai cute (Don't blame her!). Shikamaru and Ino have more moments than SHikamaru and Temari. And Sakura and Ino are jsut friends. Even if Sakura is jelous (and just jelous) of Ino. Not inlove! Yuri bothers me. 17

I hate having the dream where it was Ino put as Sauske, and Sakura as Naruto. And then a random girl, like Tenten had pushed Sakura into Ino, while Sakura was glaring at Ino. (With all the boys telling Sakura to stop.) And then a kiss! Bad! Big No No! Just formyself, to keep myself happy, I am sticking Sasuke and Ino, Sasuke and Karin, and Itachi and Deidara as m faveriot couples for that kiss scene to happen. (Only because I am Deidara, Ino and Karin.)18

So all you lame fangirls, quit it. I can't stand it. Why don't you all jsut make one yaoi website where you all act like Mary-Sue's? And stay out of my territory: Deviant Art, Storywrite, and Youtube. Even AIM to make me happy. All you, jsut go to Mars. If you like all the couples I hate.19

I just wanted to explain that! Thanks. Please, if you read this, can you tell me what you think of my angle? And maybe you can convise (I doubt it) me to like what I don't like? Or tell me your proitive or negative point of view of what I like? Thanks.