There's an APP for that.

Ok those commercials about Apps drive me nuts. Mostly because my boyfriend has found a new way to annoy me. He's constantly saying there's an app for that. I will like to see an app that will reattach his head after I chop it off. jk1

Anyways, the reason why I bring up Apps for Iphones and stuff is that I just discovered this app called Girlfriend Keeper. Basically, the point of this app is to gives the guy (or girl in some cases lol) a list of things to say that will make the girlfriend think he's all sweet and thoughtful. 2

Ok, if I saw my boyfriend with this app, yeah, I think I would have to choke him. If you seriously need an app to tell you what to say to your girlfriend then I seriously doubt you should have a girlfriend at all. I don't understand what's so hard to make your girlfriend think you love her. I mean all my boyfriend has to do is smile at me and I'd be hyper-ventilating for the rest of the day. (no joke. Very rare that he actually smiles. Haha)3

Ah well, I guess it's just one of those things that I don't understand. 4

Question of the day: What is it that you don't understand?

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Lol incase you don't know what an App is. It's short for applications. Go to I-Tunes and there's an app store. It's basically games, entertainment, etc. that you can load on your I-phones and such.

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  • Mistress Cheetah
    September 10
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    i dont understand why i am so tired.... (got back from camp lol)


  • Jack Necron
    September 9

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    I hate those ads/commercials too haha. I want to throw my shoe at the screen at that one and the "use your dip stick Jimmy!" one.

    Are you serious about that App? WTF? Yet another sign of the end of world has appeared haha. Seriously though, that is pretty lame to market something like that.

    You should check out Mad Magazine's parody of the Iphone apps. It is hilarious, like the Bullsh*t detector and Personal shoplifter haha.


    • Lekos Memory
      September 10
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      No joke there really is an App for everything. XD look what has happened to us. Not only are we creating robots to be our slaves but to also have a handheld piece of technology tell us what to tell our love one how much we love them. It's pretty sad and even sadder of people are actually getting it and using it.

      Lol I'll have to check out that parody.


  • yin20yang
    September 9

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    Lol. I love this rant. I also hate app talk, my best friend is OBSESSED!!! He's always saying: Oh, I need to go get that app. UGH, like, WHO Cares!!! I don't get it, what is so great???????

    • Lekos Memory
      September 9
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      Yeah I don't understand the whole App thing either. I mean I have some (mostly games XD) but they take up a lot of space only I-Touch and frankly I rather have my music on there. Some of the Apps are so stupid too. But I think this one is the stupidest one I've seen.


  • Painter Meli
    September 8

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    Wow. I didn't realize that there was an app... for everything! (Apple must really be desperate for customers with that new one. o_0 Eeek. xD)

    I don't understand people in general. There are some twisted minds out there that I would definitely not like to meet. (Such jerks and a-holes out there, you know?) Why can't they be... normal?! (Like you and I, and everyone that understands what's good and what's extremely bad)

    Lol, that's a pet peeve of mine, btw.


    • Lekos Memory
      September 8
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      Lol yeah app is getting real desperate. I still can't believe there is one.


  • Schuyler VanAlen gold member
    September 8

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    Honestly?! He did that?! Tsk tsk. That's horrible. Guys just need to learn to be themselves around us girls, that's why we love them! If they can't speak from the heart, then SCREW them! Well thats what I do anyway.

    I don't understand (don't shoot me) football. I dont see a friggin point to it. Its like 'Wow, you can run with a ball all the way to the end of that field! Look at you go!' (Please note that is all said in a sarcastix manner) I don't understand it. Whats so great about people getting tackled?! Whys that so entertaining??

    • Lekos Memory
      September 8
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      Oh no my boyfriend didn't do that. He wouldn't be alive right now if that was the case.

      haha yeah!! I never understood football either. I don't see the appeal that it has on guys.


  • Hloverofpeace
    September 8

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    My Opinion.

    I feel bad for the guy who uses the 'girlfriend app'. If you honestly can't keep a girlfriend by being yourself, and you need some apple nerds to help you.. then you're in trouble. I also feel bad for the girls that can't see right through the jerks and stupid guys like that. not that i feel bad for the girls, it's just i think sometimes they know what's happening... but they just don't care.


  • Clary--Selene--Tayy gold member
    September 8

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    Lol. Apps lolz. I dont swing that wayyy...I'm more for guys than girlz: lol. If you haven't realised that

  • scifibob
    September 8

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    Some guys need a lot of help when it comes to relationships. It's not that they don't want a relationship, it's just that they don't understand women. And the more a man learns about women, the less he understands them. lol


    • Lekos Memory
      September 8
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      I see your point but sometimes it's just easier to ask than to have an app tell you stuff XD

      • scifibob
        September 8
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        Right!
        Honey? What's wrong?
        Nothing
        Are you sure? Because you look mad.
        I'm not mad.
        Then why are you trying to smother me with the pillow?
        LOL


        • Lekos Memory
          September 8
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          XD haha I seriously laughed out loud when I read that.

          • scifibob
            September 8
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            Just a typical conversation between a loving couple.
            Maybe you could make a contest out of this. LOL


  • EyeOfTheBlizzard
    September 8

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    it's fun driving you nuts. I thrive off it, lol.


  • Andy Stephenson gold member
    September 8

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    What's an APP?

    I know I don't keep up with everything, but what's an APP?

    What I think would be handy, would be a catalogue you could choose and order girlfriends from.

    Oh well, wishful thinkin'. I composed a melody for lyrics with that title, 'Wishful Thinkin'.

    Andy

    • Lekos Memory
      September 8
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      Haha Apps is short for applications. You can put them on your I-Touchs or I-Phones. Some of them are games, etc. Some of them are really handy but this girlfriend app...I'm not too sure about.

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