Your just jealous.

Okay, we all know its true. You wish you could be as cool as me. You wanna know why I'm so cool? It's not like you can copy me anyways. Its because I have got the coolest, most awesome, loveliest bathroom in the whole dang PLANET!
You walk in, and you see heaven. The bathroom floor, looks like water. It seriously does. We special ordered it from the fanciest place ever. It has a huge mirror, enough for two people to wash their hands and have their space in the mirror. (We all know cool people need their space ) Around the mirror are authentic, real glued on seashells and seaweed. The counter is made of real marble. to the left is a full bodied mirror also embraced by authentic seashells and seaweed.
If you go to the right, there's a sight of beauty. There's a little cabinet, filled with every spa thing you can think of. I got connections, bro. Next to it is the heart of all bathrooms. Its a toilet, but not just any! It's seating area is light blue sea through complete with bubbles. No, its not those cheesy seats where there's some water inside and some rubber duckies and crap that moves around. No, its made for this. Its all plastic, with little air bubbles that make it look like water with some bubbles in it. This is the life. Your already losing it right? Well it ain't even close to done yet.
Next to the toilet is, not just any old bathtub. Its a flippin' Jacuzzi. State of the art, top notch kind. There's a little platform for the soap that resembles an open seashell, and shelves at the corner going up the wall for all my shampoos and conditioners. The shower curtain has a picture of mermaids playing together.
Last but not least, the wall's painted to look like under the sea. The roof looks like your looking up at the bottom of a boat.
Now that you know what heaven's bathroom looks like, you know I'm cool. Why are you looking at me like that? I know, your really jealous now. Your going to try to send me to the loony bin to take away my bathroom, huh? Fat chance!