My life

Hello, I'm Naruto Uzumaki! I am going to write about myself, so if you get bored, you can make a movie about my life when I die by using my sharingan too much while fighting Hidan on Mount Everast.1

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One time in school, me, Sasuke(Number 2), and Sakura named people in school after Naruto people! And so, I would always sit next to Orochimaru and Tenten in Asuma Sensei's Math class, (but the teacher was a chick) and Oro was SO funny! I was so upset the day he moved to Tenten's friends seat, and she sat next to me. *Oh well* And, so, I can't even call my friends by their real name now. I always say: "Hey Sasi-poo!" (Sasori's nickname, same person as Sakura) or in a text "Hey Neji, wanna go somewhere" and stuff like that! and I totally forget half of the schools kids name now.3

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And then I watched OUran High School Host Club. To me, the English Version of the opening song Sakura Kiss is jsut awsome. Sasuke say's it's horrible. And Sakura liked Japanese better, along with Sasuke. (Oh of course she agree's with Sasuke!) While I am sitting here, wondering when I should ask Kisame to buy a recorder and sing it and out it on youtube! English version!5

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And then, I watched Death Note, because I always wondered if L and Light where the same people. Easy mistake. 7

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And soon, I will cosplay, become as famous as FDP, (best cosplayers on youtube) or not.. and be the funniest Naruto on earth just. I was BORN to be Naruto! I tried to be Shikamaru in chours class, during a party. And kept saying "This is such a drag..... Believe it!" and totally ruin the mood.9

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In school, me and Neji plan to be jsut the awsomeest Narutard ever! One day, I will hope for the teacher to ask: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" (And if she doesn't, I will pay my friend 'Rubish' to kick the teacher out of the room, pretend to be the teacher and ask) And then, I will strap on my headband on my head (wiskers already ready!!) and stand up on the desk and say: "I'm gonna be Hokage!" and then Neji will stand up on the desak and say "Yeah!". 11

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And of course, the teacher will go off to Sakura's class and ask her to take me and Neji home, or to a mental hospital on Mars while Obama dances CaramellDansen and Bush becomes a gantsa and makes a rap version of Numa Numa. While teddybears will roam the earth and eat the bad's kids faces off, singing "You get the best of both worlds!" (Lmfao, Toxic, I told you I say wierd and funny things!) Or, I will ask Temari to say: Better go get Stephanie! Because Sakura (Stephie) is like me and Neji's mother, teacher, watcher, guaridan. I'll ask for her signiture on a class field trip form.13

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When they ask "Wtf is this? That's Stephanie, she's not your mom. She's only a teenager!" (13) and I'll say "But... but, Sasi-poo IS my mom!" and then Sasi-poo will hug me and call me Deidei-kun. ANd if the dude jerk man says No, then Neji will go and attack while a dude in Japana (Japanese Town; Japan XD) goes to Taco Bell in 1 in the morning, and Stewie on Family guy will Say "I flew today" and just YEAH! I am awsome, I am younger than you think I am, but still, even if you where like 16, I'd want to meet up with you and jsut totally freak out and become the best Narutard you've ever seen.15

That is all!