I Kissed A Pig (I Kissed A Girl Parody)

I always saw you in the pen,
You caught my attention
I got so brave, corn in hand.
Stole my ambition.
You're not what I'm used to,
Just wanted to give you some feed
I'm interested for you stole my ambition1

I kissed a pig and I liked it!
The taste of his muddy chapstick
I kissed a pig just to try it!
I hope the farmer don't mind it.
It felt so strange
It felt so nice
Don't mean I've go H1N1 tonight
I kissed a pig and I liked it!2

No, I don't even know your age
Why should it matter
You're my simple piggy game
Just some odd instinct
It's not what good farm girls do
Not how they do their work
My nose gets so stunk up,
Hard just to think3


I kissed a pig and I liked it!
The taste of his muddy chapstick
I kissed a pig just to try it!
I hope the farmer don't mind it.
It felt so strange
It felt so nice
Don't mean I've go H1N1 tonight
I kissed a pig and I liked it!4

Them pigs they are so adorable
Curly tail, short snout, so irresistible
Hard to resist, so hugable
Too cute to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's guiltless5

I kissed a pig and I liked it!
The tast of his muddy chapstick
I kissed a pig just to try it!
I hope the farmer don't mind it.
It felt so strange
It felt so nice
Don't mean I've got H1N1 tonight
I kissed a pig and I liked it!

Author notes

Credit goes to Cranberry...especially asfter calling me a mini Weird Al! She came up with most of the chorus parody.

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  • Lullaby.x
    August 28

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    hahahahah lol! i as singing the tune to "I Kissed A Girl" by her while i was reading this and it was really funny! it reminds me of this one version.... "I kissed a squirl and i like it. Taste of it's acorn chapstick..." lolol


  • Wildpaw-Lily
    August 26

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    XDD Hilarious~!! I wanna hear this sung now XD "I kissed a pig and I liked it~"


  • FaIIen One
    August 25
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    Now I have Katie Perry stuck in my head, but singing these lyrics.

    And it reminds me of that guy in South Carolina that did... erm... stuff to his cow.

    It was similar to this, but he actually made it all the way...


  • Juniper Cran
    August 25
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    Yay! PROPS!!

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