1. Brendan/Ruby2
2. Lucas/Diamond3
3. Barry/Damion/Pearl4
4. May/Sapphire5
5. Steven Stone6
6. Lance7
7. Paul8
8. Drew9
9. James10
10. Ash/Red11
11. Misty12
12. Jessie13
1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?14
...Ah...no. I don't think any even exist..Ash and Steven? Yuck. 15
2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?16
Ahh...I guess Wally's pretty cute...for a green-haired anime character, anyway...
173) What would happen if six got one pregnant?18
Well, for one, it's physically impossible for Lance to get Brendan pregnant. And...Ew. But I guess Lance would get put away for a few years for like, rape, or something, 'cause Brendan's only like...12 or something...19
4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?20
Ah...I never really read about James...actually..i don't think i ever have...21
5) Would seven and two make a good couple?22
Um...Paul and Lucas? They never even meet...And...I think...yeah, no. it wouldn't work at all...23
6) Four/eight or four/nine?24
May and Drew for sure! xD hooray for contestshipping!!!25
7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?26
Well...I'm sure Paul would be scarred for life, and then probably tell the world, May would...probably need mental help to get over Drew being gay (Like he couldn't already be...) And fangirls would probably tear poor Wally to shreds...27
Omg...Drew and Wally both have green hair! O.O28
8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.29
Lance/Lucas....seriously? Geez Lance...So many child abuse law suits coming your way...ok. Lets try...30
Lucas is studying pokemon in just outside Blackthorn City, Johto. He runs into some trouble in Ice Path, falling and hurting his leg. And who happens to be passing by at the time? Who else but Lance, the almighty-dragon master himself. 31
9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?32
May and Ash? Yeah, I think there are heaps, actually. Advanceshipping, right? Yeah, I don't read it though, or support it. 33
10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.34
ooohhh...Brendan/Steven, aye? Let's see what I can do...Argh. I suck at titles, though...umm...35
"Just steel your heart" (Pun intended...lol)36
11) What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?37
...pfft...Wally and Misty...? haha...um..ok...38
After meeting with Ash and Co. In Hoenn, for the Togepi festival, Misty begins her travel back to Kanto, when she runs into a green-haired boy, who's having trouble breathing....39
Gah! Poor Wally and his (Un-named) Illness! T.T40
12) Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?41
Ah..I don't think any of my friends even READ Pokemon Fics...and if they did, it wouldn't be about Paul...and as for the James slash fics - ABSOLUTELY NO WAY IN HELL!42
13) If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?43
let's see...James...hm.... 'Double Trouble' haha. It's sung by Jessie and James' VA's anyway xD44
14) If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?45
ah...Lucas, Wally and Lance...? O.O 46
WARNING, WARNING high doesage of shounen-ai and loss of childish innocence - may cause spontanious combustion! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!47
I'd never write anything like that, anyway...48
15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?49
...Drew....using a pick up line...on Steven...? HAHAHA! OMG!!! LOL!!!50
*Cough* ok...'If I followed you home, would you keep me?' *Thrust rose in his face*51
Steven: O.O Agh...?52
16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.53
drabble fic...right...Ash and Drew...hm...this is so gonna be contestshipping...54
Drew sighed and sunk lower into his seat at the pokemon centre...Closing his eyes, he thought back over the last few days, a soft smile flickering at his lips. May had, finally, caught onto the real reason behind his obnoxious behaviour and seemingly endless supply of roses that normally ended up in her face. 55
She confronted him about it.56
And he confessed.57
And she Accepted him! rejoice! The great Drew was dating May! 58
The green-haired boy was snapped from his thoughts as someone above his head cleared their throat. Looking up, he found himself staring into the face of Ash. 59
"So. I Heared you and May are togetehr now." Ash said, in all seriousness, his face determinded, arms crossed.60
"Yes. And...?"61
"Listen here, mister big-shot - you'd better treat her right or-"62
Drew's eyes widened "Oh my god! I am NOT having 'the talk' with YOU of all people!" The green-haired male jumped up, quickly taking his leave as Ash stood by in mild shock and offense. 63
there. It sucks, but whatever. 64
17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?65
Argh...Paul would probably turn around and woulk straight back out. Yeah. Leave Lucas and Jessie in peace...or something..O.O66
18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?67
Um...May...'de-flowering' Brendan...? ah...Bad image *twitch*. ok...68
they would get drunk at a party many many years in the future...when they ARN'T TWELVE (or something)!!69
19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?70
Ah..no...not that I know of, anyway...Paul slash...very bad. O.o71
20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?72
I think i mentioned before that none of my friends really read pokemon fics...who would you pair Wally up with, anyway? 73
21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?74
Nope. But one of my friends might cosplay as Misty. Does that count??75
22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?76
Lucas/May/Steven? Ah...no. Probably not...that's kinda...odd.77
23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?78
"GO! PIKACHU!!!!" or "DON'T GIVE UP!!!"79
24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?80
Um...yesturday? it's hard to find good fics on Steven, though...81
25) What is Six's super-secret kink?82
Lance...and Kink..in the same sentence....? O.O Uh...he's...uh...kinda evil...um...*cough* Awkward...83
26) Would Eleven make out with Nine? Drunk or sober?84
Misty...make out with..James...? Maybe if they were very very very very drunk...like, on the verge of passing out from alcohol poisoning drunk. Maybe. there's a slight chance. sort of.85
27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?86
Uh...I really don't want to think about Wally and Paul together in taht way...but...I guess Paul...*twich*87
28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?88
Wait. Brendan and James are in a relationship, until James runs off with May. Brendan has a one-night stand with Misty, and an unhappy affair with Jessie, then follows the wise advice of Steven and finds true love with Lucas!? WTH!? 89
huh...atleast we know where the 'Just steel your heart' fic comes in...-sweatdrop-90
I guess...I'd call it...'Brendan's love life epically fails.'91
uh...the end? yay! haha...92
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