Letters to Eloise

My Dearest Eloise,1

I am writing this letter to tell you something which must already be clear to you. The weeks we've spent together have been the happiest of my life. Every time I see you, my heart sings. Please tell me that you will be mine?2

All my love,3

Herbert4

~5

Dear Herbert,6

Well, actually, I received my share of feeling humiliated in front of Herbert. Very close friend was stupid mustache. Therefore, facial hair, and denies the horror of our love and sorrow. 7

Your friend, 8

Eloise9

~10

Dearest Eloise,11

Believe me my darling, you have no reason to feel humiliated. Our love will conquer the fear. Even if it does seem like a horror film, you should never deny the love we share.12

Love,13

Herbert14

PS: I'm so glad you like my mustache.15

~16

Dear Herbert17

Like, thanks, thanks a lot to support them. However, your true friends, I must insist. Not just two. Purizupurizumi, your hair, we know you can drive. 18

Please understand,19

Eloise.20

~21

Eloise,22

What are you trying to say? Do you mean to tell me that you have soiled the integrity of our relationship? Can it be true that you have cheated on me with more than two of my true friends? You know what? YOU can purizupurizumi your hair!23

Please do not reply,24

Herbert25

~26

Dear Herbert,27

Misleading again, I have. I do not cheat, and I resent criticism. I can not really get together and cook our only reason. If we stop our next action should be instead of. 28

Thank you,29

Eloise30

~31

My Lovely Eloise,32

Once again, you are right, darling. I was rash to say that you were cheating. I am only afraid of losing you, my love. Still, you are right, if we cook our only reason, our sanity will be lost! So let's not stop, for then our next action shall only bring us grief!33

Much love,34

Herbert35

~36

Herbert,37

I suppose Herbert plane. We, Arimase been recorded to avoid something in nondestructive testing. How do I spell it? Go away! Leave me alone! Stop calling me! We are you! If Ravuyu! 38

Goodbye, 39

Eloise40

~41

Dear Eloise,42

I can see that our union can never be. Clearly you believe that I am an airplane, and see our relationship as a non-destructive test. This is a test I have clearly failed. 43

So long, my love44

Herbert