Jinga-Linga-Juggalo1
By Travis Weston2
Every morning I perform the same fucking routine. My dad wakes me up with a smack to the back of the head and I tumble off my bunk bed. He laughs and I glare, and then I get my shit. Sure it pisses me off a bit, but hey, I don’t let shit get to me. After I get ready—you don’t want to hear my life story so I’m just going to skip all that—I hope on my broken down cheap ass 5 dollar imported Japanese piece of shit bike and speed off to the same broken down school I’ve gone to for the last 6 years. I kind of slacked off a bit so I stayed back.3
It’s the ride to school that’s the best time everyday. I pop in my Insane Clown Posse c.d.—The Wraith: Shangri La. I start listening to that shit; the first song I listen to is always Thy Unveiling. I get a kick out of seeing these preps faces as I ride past them, wearing the Juggalo sweater that I bought on Halls of Illusions.com and just blaring down on that fucking bell that I stole from my little sisters pink Barbie bike. Jinga-linga mother fucker! It’s the look like I’m insane, and I just laugh.4
These rides remind me of why I listen to ICP. When I was a kid I got beat up everyday because I was different. All these other kids were following the “cool” kids around like lost ass sheep and I was the one kid that just ignored them. Fuck them, I don’t need to pretend to be cool, I was always just trying to find myself. Then in middle school I started hanging out with kids like me, the ones that didn’t conform. One of them hooked me onto Ringmaster and I was set. From then on I was down with the clown until I was dead in the ground. 5
That’s what I remember every morning before school. It’s how I deal with these preppy bitches who want to kick my ass everyday because they just don’t know me. Bigots. I’m set with being myself, they’re just angry because I can get beat up and still like who I am when they are the center of attention and hate who they are. I actually feel sorry for them, well, only after the blood stops flowing from my nose.6
Author notes
I was on HallsOfIllusions.com and I went to check out there story contest and it said "before you write a 4 line story about how you ride your bike to school" and I just had to write one. I'm not submiting it to the contest but this is what inspired it!
What did you think? Please comment!
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great story TheClockStrikes13, it gives a good lesson which must be learnt, dont mix with the wrong crowd becaise they are cool, be yourself, mix with your own kind, otheriwse you will get into serious trouble and if they bully you, tell someone, i dont worry about it myself, someone tells on me, whoosh, straight to that office, quick as a flash lol
and they cant "get me after school" coz my mum takes me home, so i dont need to worry about it
so dont you go worrying about it either, stand up to them, be strong keep firm but friendly
great story once again
best wishes as always
Shimmering River
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Dude! that was awesome... you should post it. look me up on halls of illusions, the names insane_hatchet_man. MMFCL
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This took me all of 5 minutes to just type out off the top of my head
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I'll think about it... I have until Oct. 14. to write another one and compare....
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I think you should submit it. I really liked it you drew me in and then kept me reading. I liked it you have talent.Well done
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Yeah, that's me. <<<< Travis.
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good!!
wow!lol..this very funny!!i like the..ha..ha.haa..the way you write this...i noticed something...it's by Travis Weston...who's he?if he's you,he's one great writer,if not he's still agreat writer.....lol!!i love this so much!!great stuff!!
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