A Play

So, this is a play me and my friend Sakura had to write for school. There is no name for it, but here is is anyways!1

Characters: Itachi, Sasuke, Orochimaru, Father, Kabuto, Narrator.2

Act One/Scene One.3

[Lights up on a village called Konoha]4

Narrator: One day, in the Village of Konoha, two brothers, Sasuke and Itachi, where taking a walk to their fathers work.5

Sasuke: I wish the Narrator could figure out more to day...6

Itachi: Ditto7

Narrator: Once they approached their fathers office, their father was on the phone.8

[Sasuke nudged his father]9

Father: [turns to the two brothers] Can't you see I'm on the phone?10

Sasuke: But father-!11

Father: I'll be wiht you in a minuite. [turns away]12

Itachi: But Daddy-!13

Father: [Annoyed] Get lost!14

Narrator: So Sasuke and Itachi walked out of the office and got lost.15

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Sasuke: [walking with Itachi] I thought I was supposed to say "Daddy." I mean, I am the younger brother?17

Itachi: Yeah, but you said "father" first... And on a random note, when in the hell are we?18

Father: [from a distance] Itachi! Sasuke! Get your asses back here!19

Itachi: But we're lost!20

Father: Well get found!21

Sasuke: Okie-dokkie!22

Father: What the-? [sighs] Nevermind. [to himself] My son's are sissys..23

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Narrator: It turns out that Sasuke and Itachi where in the forest right next to their fathers Poliece office. Their fathers work. Sasuke and Itachi got found and came to their fathers office.25

Itachi: You wanted to see us Father?26

Father: You wanted to see me first! Oh whatever. I want to warn you about Orochimaru.27

Sasuke: Who's that?28

Father: He's a ninja from the darksode.29

Itachi: [shocked] Whaaaattt? A ninja?!30

Father: [sighs] Itachi, you are a ninja too!31

Itachi: I am? Holy Sh*t that's awsome!32

Sasuke: Itachi, we're All ninja's!33

Itachi: [remmebering] oooh right!34

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Scene Two [In a lair in the Sound Village]36

Kabuto: So... who are we looking for again?37

Orochimaru: Kabuto, I already told you Five times! 38

Kabuto: Can you jsut tell me again?39

Orochimaru: [sighs] Fine. Were looking for Sasuke and Itachi Uchiha.40

Kabuto: And whyy are we looking for them?41

Orochimaru: Because, they stole our sacrid summoning scrolls.42

Kabuto: Are you sure it wasn't their father?43

Orochimaru: Shut.Up.44

[Orochimaru and Kabuto went out and searched for the two Uchiha brothers.]45

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Act Two/Scene One47

[The Uchiha brothers and their father went into a secret rock hideout, where they met the Third Hokage there.]48

Hokage: They should be safe here-49

Narrator: All of the sudden, one side of the rock wall was broken and Orochimaru walks in.]50

Hokage: Or not51

Orochimaru: Hello Uchiha's, ready to die?52

[Itachi gulps and Sasuke freaks out inside.]53

[Orochimaru threw a ball at them which caused it to explode and smoke was evrewhere.]54

[When the smoke cleared, Father and the Hokage find Itachi and Sasuke tied to chairs, that where jsut suddenly there.]55

Itachi: [Freaking out]Help me! I can't see!56

Sasuke: [Is all calm] Itachi, your tied to a chair, you can see perfectly fine.57

Itachi: Why do I see a clownfish swimming in a pool of Vanilla Pudding while Opra Whinfry does the Bill Cosby Aerobics?58

Sasuke: Itachi, this is why we worry about you. One day, your goign to end up with the worng people, and about ha;f of them will be gay.59

Itachi: I think I see the light!60

Sasuke: That's all in your mindd, crackhead.61

Narrator: Away from Itachi's stupidness, the Hokage decided to attack Orochimaru, who was going to get their Father.62

Hokage: [ttacks Orochimaru from behind]63

Orochimaru: [pushes the Hokage off]64

Itachi: THank god Superman protected daddy.65

Sasuke: That's the Hokage, smart one.66

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Orochimaru: [calls from where he came in] Kabuto! I told you to kill the Hokage! Not have him attack me!68

[Kabuto comes running in]69

Kabuto;[exausted] Sorry Lord Orochimaru.70

Orochimaru: Kabuto, where you James Bond lopping again?71

Kabuto: No.... [Maybe]72

Orochimaru: Well, good. Take the Uchiha's off! I'll deal with this old man.73

Itachi: [to Sasuke] I think he's talking about you.74

Sasuke: Dimwad.75

[Kabuto stand there and watched to see what will happen next. Before taking them away.]76

Orochimaru: Hokage, I've been meaning to tell you something.77

Hokage: What?78

Orochimaru: I'm really, a woman! [pulls off skin and shows a womans face]79

Hokage: O...kay. What does that have to do with Anything? 80

Orochimari: I...don't know...81

Sasuke: Wow, what an Idiot.82

Itachi: Ahh! I am going to suffocate! [now freaking again about being tied to a chair]83

Sasuke: Wow, a 19 year old teenager thinking he's suffocating because he tied to a goddamn chair.84

[Then, a huge Yellow Monkey ape crashed through the rock wall, and set the Uchiha's free.]85

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Itachi: Yay! Mr.MagicYellowMonkeyMan! You saved us!87

Sasuke: Oh just shut up, Itachi.88

Kabuto: Oh no! Our plane is foiled!89

Orochimaru: Well thank you captin obvious.90

Father: Why are you here?91

Orochimaru: Your sons stole my scrolls!92

Itachi: [gasps] They did? What jerks!93

Sasuke: Itachi, he said your sons, meaning us,94

Itachi: oh really? I did?95

Father: Actually, that was me.96

Sasuke: [gasps] Father! How could you?97

Father: I was under a jutsu. The Monkey made me do it!98

Orochimaru: Then I will distory you, Mr.MagicYellowMonkeyMan!99

Monkey: Noooo!100

Orochimaru: Then jsut give me back my scrolls!101

Monkey: I did.102

Orochimaru: You did?103

Monkey: Yes! Last week.104

Orochimaru:[checks his pockets] Oh, heh heh. Your right. I do have them. Okay then, well. Bye! [puts mask back on and takes Kabuto with him, and they both leave.]105

Sasuke: Well that was anti-climatic.106

Itachi: What are you talking about? I was so scared when he tied us up!107

Sasuke: Of course, you of all people would be.108

Father: Okay, I am tired of you two again. Get lost.109

Sasuke: Okie-dokie!110

The endd!