Plain Jane

Fact: my name is Jane Smith.1

Fact: I am plain2

Fact: People call me plain Jane3

I would Like you to picture if you please a long brown haired hippie in your 2005 eight grade class room. Cause that is who I am!!4

I don't believe in violence or war or anything like that. I refuse to watch TV as there is a number of shows that are violent. So I was picked on, of course I was picked on I mean really are you really going to walk in a classroom see a hippie and not talk about her. I mean really think about.5

My long skirt is what got me in this mess. If I had worn jeans I could have avoided tripping down the steps I just know it but no....I just had to fall and then some rude male vermin shouted out YO PLAIN JANE DID YOU TRIP INTO YOUR OWN TIME ZONE, WHAT'S THAT YOU WON'T BE BACK TILL NEXT FALL...I mean really it wasn't funny at all but he was a jock so he laughed which means his girl goons laugh so basically everyone was laughing at me plain Jane.6

It's twenty years later and I am accepting my seventh noble peace prize. The jock is now bald and a bell boy at the hotel I am staying at. He does not realize it is me. I am Governor of Pennvilya and in three years I plan to run for president. I am less of a hippie and if I say so myself I am not really plain. My name is Jane Bozlisa and I have a wonderful family. Take that Pittston Area...take that.7