Barbie's Un-happy Birthday

Today was a stressful day for me, I was crying at my own party, Getting humiliated in front of everyone and also something of mine that breaks that becomes quite hard to fix. But before you jump to conclusions I will explain the whole thing first.1

It was Monday, and I was handing out my birthday invitations to all the people worthy enough to come to my party and of course the first person to get invited was my boyfriend Ken. This was my big number 13, so it had to be a MASSIVE party, he next people to be invited were my best friends: Emma, Jacqui, Emily, Kayla, Lauren & Caitlin. Then the rest was about my million other friends and other close friends.2

I found the perfect party dress from supre to wear, it was pink, of course and very, very sparkly. I had a diamond tiara and gorgeous stilettos to go with it I was all set. Then my cellphone rang it was Ken, I was SO excited especially after he said that he got me the best birthday present ever.3

I went to school the next day walked up to the top quad with Ken and I leaned in to kiss but he just walked away off to his friends. I began to be very worried, I knew something fishy was up. Suddenly a girl started to walk over to Ken and hugged him I got Emma to go see who it was, it was Melissa Jackson! I thought it might just be a hug of friendly gesture but how was I supposed to know?4

My party was on Sunday I was getting so excited it was already Friday. That Melissa chick had been getting on my nerves all week, Ken always ignored me and he would always talk to "Melissa" and not me, but he had the best present for me so i had to be excited right.5

Finally, Sunday morning came and I went to the hairdressers and got my hair done beautiful, got a great makeover and put on my dress and all the accessories that went with it. My party was going to start at 6.00 pm and it was now 5.00 pm i was getting really pumped and excited to see all the presents i was going to get especially the one from Ken. My party was going to be pumpin'.6

Just then everyone started arriving and the first person i noticed was Ken and I was so ANGRY he was holding MELISSA'S hand!! That basically ruined my whole party, Another thing I did NOT see a present in Ken's hand. He didn't even come over to me suddenly i saw the WORST thing happen, Ken was pashing Melissa in the corner that was IT! I couldn't help myself but burst into tears, I ran into my room where no-one would find me. "What kind of a boyfriend stealer would do that to me?" I asked myself.7

I fixed my makeup and went back out there. Ken said he had to make an announcement in front of everyone I gave him the Microphone and off he spoke. "Barbie", he said. "You are NOT the love of my life and I never want to see or talk to you ever again in my life, I love Melissa and I'm staying with her until i die." he quoted in front of everyone. Everyone started staring at me as I burst into tears again.8

Ken grabbed the microphone once again. "Wait, wait, wait." said ken. "Why are you crying"? he asked. "You embarrassed her in front of everyone you idiot!" someone called out. "Well she is the one who ditched me to go to some popcorn fair with Jack!" yelled ken. Jack's mouth dropped open and everyone started throwing popcorn at him.9

I took the microphone off Ken. "STOP THROWING FOOD AT JACK!" I yelled. "Jack was ASSIGNED to be my lab partner and we had to go to some stupid 'how popcorn is made' exhibition it's not his fault so stop it!" I said. Melissa SNATCHED the microphone right out of my hand. "Gosh Barbie, you are so self-centered all you care about is YOU, YOU, YOU." she said "Talk about someone else for a change, perhaps maybe ME!" she quoted. 10

I took the microphone again. "Fine, let's talk about you shall we; YOU ARE A BOYFRIEND STEALING, BACKSTABBING, WANNABE, SELF-CENTERED FREAK!" I yelled out. Melissa's mouth dropped open. "Ooh CUT." I said. Ken took the microphone. "I'm so sorry Barbie this was all a misunderstanding, I really want you to come back to me I'm so sorry for everything that happened today." said Ken. "WHAT ABOUT ME!" yelled Melissa."Haha you Melissa Its OVER!" said Ken.11

Ken got on his knees put the microphone down and held my hand and said "Barbie will you be my girlfriend again?" he asked politely. "Hmm hold on im a little bit thirsty can someone get me some punch?" I asked. Emma got the punch for me. I took a sip. "That's really sweet Ken." I said. "Oh yeah and thanks for that great present of yours NOT, well no harm done right i have a little present for you of forgiveness...12

And I poured her punch all over Ken's head. Everyone's mouths dropped open. "YOU'RE AN INCONSIDERATE JERK, I WILL NEVER EVER GO BACK OUT WITH YOU, YOU ARE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE I HAVE MADE IN MY LIFE!!" I yelled furiously. I started to hear clapping. "Yay woo go Barbie." said a small girly voice. Everyone turned around it was Paris Hilton! Jack Fainted.13

Suddenly I ran inside pulled out a red carpet and lay it across the room. In walked Miley Cyrus, Beyonce, Metro Station and Britney spears. Brent fainted along with just about all the other boys. All the celebrities got up on stage and sang. I noticed Ken leaving looking really sad and Melissa chasing after him. Paris patted me on the back "let it go." she said softly. "What have i done." I said to herself. I ran out chasing after Ken.14

"KEN WAIT!" i yelled at the top of my voice. He stopped and turned around. "What are you doing!?" said Melissa. "Going to see my one and ONLY true love." said Ken. Melissa Screamed at the top of her voice and stomped home. They ran to each other. "I'm so sorry." Ken and I said at the exact same time.15

"Here i will do the honors this time." I said. I got on her knees and said "Ken will you be my boyfriend again?" I asked. " I would be delighted to be." said Ken. Ken swooped me off my feet and carried me back to the party.16

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