Colaca and Watson: Case Three - The Moderator

It was 10pm and for some odd reason, this nude moderator appeared and I'm like WTF?! Anyway, he's like "I'm here to kill some greeter cause very soon, he'll stop the Chatbox Virus" and Colaca's like "Lol, nah!"1

Anyway, The Moderator sees a random bloke on the streets, "I need your pen, your paper... and some cool ideas about some teen vampire novels."2

And the bloke, he's like "Lolz, you need to get a new idea! Maybe flying rats eating potatoes." The Modrator blinked. "I'll be back..." and for some reason he disappears... then reappears. "Sorry, mom knocked out internet cable and I'm like LOLWTF?!?!one?! But I digest..."3

Meanwhile, in Fat Camp, Colaca was doing seventy push-ups for calling one of the others Chubby. "Storywrite's Biggest Loser will be back after this!" Watson ran in, "Captain Cola!" Colaca blinked and hit Watson on the back of the head.4

"I hate that name." Watson apologised. "We have a new case, some nude Moderator is going starkers around the Chatox... near that darn Chicken-Wing Closet..." Colaca roared. "That was my Chicken-Wings! DiNozzo, get the car started!"5

"I'm Watson, sir, you fired DiNozzo." Colaca growled. "Get the car!" Colaca and Watson drove to scene of the nude Moderator and for some reason, there was car chases, explosions and Batman too... but we thought it would be better to show you long detailed investigations."6

As Colaca and Watson looked at the area, with no evidence left, a tall person came in a tiny bikini. "Hello, I'm the Directr of the FBI and for some reason, we need the worst detective ever to join."7

Colaca looked at Watson, who nodded. "Okay, Watson'll join you."8

Watson facedesked... even though there was no desk to be seen. "No, Agent Smitz, we want you!" Colaca gasped! "Are you alright?" Watson asked. "No, sorry, never got over the death of Director Shepard. You was saying?"9

"Welcome aboard to FBI, Agent Smitz." They shaked and for some reason, The Nude Moderator came back and shot the Director of FBI. Watson chased the Moderator and both got into cars and drove off. "Watson? You double-crosser!"10

Colaca helped the Director. "If you catch the Moderator... you'll be the Director of the FBI, even tough your terrible." Colaca stood up and loaded his Desert Eagle. "Sorry, Director, this bird's gotta fly!"11

Colaca got into the Director's limo and sped off, getting onto the M1. He caught up with Watson. "Watson! How could you?!" Watson opened the door and jumped onto the limo and took out his gun.12

As he sped, he caught up with the Moderator. Watson jumped onto the car. "This is for you, Colaca!" Watson shot The Moderator's arm, he crashed into a large truck, Colaca passed and missed the action, not seeing anything.13

Colaca stopped the car and ran over to the car crash. Many people crowded and pushed past the crowd. "Oi! FBI, out the way!" He saw Watson on the floor, Colaca kneeled by him. "Come closer, this is importent." Colaca leaned closer. "Well, the money is burried-- Jeez, get a breathe mint!" Watson passed.14

"No!" Colaca cried... Ambulances, fire trucks and police all arrived. Several FBI cars pulled up and many armed men left them. "Congratulations, Director. But where's the Moderator?" Colaca looked. He had a duty. Kill The Moderator.15

Find out next time on! Colaca and Watson, even though Watson is dead, we'll find a way to bring him back! Dun dun tch!