Dog Inc.

This huge guy is so big. He looks like he could just walk over to you and just cut your tongue off with a scissor. He is probably a 666 Street alley punk you don't want to mess with. This guy is like the epitome of evil. He can speak some mean spat that would have you chicken legs scared. He is a true terrorist. 1

What is his name? He don't have a name. Most people would avert from unwanted attention. This guy is like so nasty, he would trash your "mama is so fat" jokes. He is out and about like, Chewbacca having a seizure. 2

He would have you so stoked that you would be feeling pale and, whitish like Michael Jackson gone bald. This guy is like Dr. Frankstein. He is like the werewolf and, probably eats Ecstasy for breakfast. 3

Would you like this guy? He got tits on his forehead you would misunderstand as horns. You'd be lost in a sexual gyrating that you never actually had. He is the best cock fighter on God's humble earth. All bets are off if you try to out-cock him. He is the Mack. You can't out beast him. You can't cock block him. Impossible. He is so wild. He would have you luscious and lusty for more. 4

This guy would give you a foot stomping and, a punishment that you swore it had to come from hell. This guy got a Monster leech on his neck and, he calls the leech his favorite pet. He has a custom, self-ordered and, patent-pending Ivory pistol carved from an elephant's tusk. He uses this pistol to shoot his worse enemies. 5

He is so bad, that he has ruby stones on his Ivory pistol that's carved from an elephant's tusk and, there's rare diamonds lighting up his gun like a Christmas tree. He is so connected with the Mafia from the Jungle Highlands. He is like Santa Claus and, he has the top drugs ready to spoil you good. You would be wondering who the heck is this wise guy?6

Is he slim? Is he tall? Is he built like a wrestler? Is he the medicine man? Your worse nightmare? Women would just die to be in his arms and, to be held in his imperial hug. He likes to dress to be comfortable and, just frankly, put the fear of God into regular people. He finally understands that people needs to be responsible enough. 7

It is against the law to walk on the grass and, crush the blades. It is called trespassing. He got sniper platoons ready to radio your position. Politically, he doesn't care if you are poor or, rich. He means business and, to defy him is asking for a death sentence. It is like having a tea with the Grim reaper who could put it's ghostly, bonny hands on to your fleshy heart. Just don't. 8

He feels angry that people aren't giving him the money he feels like he wanted, but he has a real stare and, is aware politically, that he isn't angry. He thinks Maximius the Gladiator invented tax and, he is like a wet Tiger in the swamp meet, trying to duel with an alligator in it's domain. The infamous swamp thing! He hates history but, likes to feel healthy. Who is he?9

Is he the Red Apple you always wanted to bite during a carnival? Is he your favorite song? A music melody to your ears? This guy is a like a cancer version of Scarface, who has his chest waxed and, ears pierced. What a blasphemy. A blasphemer. This isn't the crying game, when in a plot, a "Girl" suddenly becomes a "Boy". Say nothing more. This concept gets old fast. The thing is, you got to call the dibs on what you want appropirately.10

This guy has escaped from a Mental Hospital bare-footed and, he is like a foul, clown-faced car that needs some serious Macking. Get sleepy and, it is "us" versus "them". Who is us? Who is them? Is them us? Are we them? Decide wisely. What's a giggle from scientific comedy style? Did it make you more intrigued? Maybe, comedy is science. Maybe, a big goofy laugh needs a "ugh!".11


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