Fruits figure how to have Fun

Peach: so, what's on for tonight?1

Tomato: well, c, i was kinda thikin' that i would go outside and hopefully c somebody, ya know, and then b like.... um....2

i would b like lookin' for someone who would like.... party, ya know?3

Peach: ohhh, definitely! i'm totally up for a party! i mean i know it's only Tuesday night and everything, but hellllo! it's way too long. i can't even remember the last time you had just time, to kick back, and forget about things4

Tomato: i know exactly what ya mean, i have been sittin here, and rahckin my brain like crazzy! i mean, what am i gonna do, okay? aha, it's just like such an idea, to just.... OMG! i have the best idea everrrr! i could just c someone i like know, and then ask them if i could just hang and i bet something, would happen.... like, ya know what i'm talkin about right!5

Peach: oh, so right! i mean, geese, i don't know about you, but i don't think i can take anymore of this one bedroom, one hallway, one kitchen, one bathroom, outside, maybe like 10 minutes tops for an entire day! and all you do is read, like that is gonna really move my world!6

Tomato: well, i like to read, and b sides, where would i go, if i went outside? there's like killers out there, okay! not to mention serial rapists, and those nasty guys who like young girls and kids.... b sides, what if i don't c anyone?7

Peach: hellllo! go next door, ask if you can, you know.... hang out for a little bit, and see what happens8

Tomato: ya know, i really just want to smoke right now....9

Peach: OMG!!! let's go have a smoke!10

Tomato: yeah, like i would, but i don't have anything to smoke11

Peach: righhht.... well, we could go next door and see what's going on there12

Tomato: maybe, i'll just stand out on the driveway, and look really cool, so that they want me to come over, ya know, like they would just really want to hang out with me, that way i wouldn't have to say anything!13

Peach: OMG! you are so smart!14

Tomato: i know, right!15

Peach: ahaha16

Tomato: ahhahaha17

Peach/Tomato: haaaaaaaaa (sighing)