Bumfuckle

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Bumfuckle - definition2

Noun: a screw up, a mistake3

Noun: a person who is a screw up, one who is accident prone4

Verb: to screw up, to make a mistake5

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"It was a complete bumfuckle!"7

"What happened?"8

"Well the dude was supposed to lift her up and hold her over his head, but he bumfuckled it.  He lifted her fine, but she flew over his head, bouncing and tumbling on the ground behind him. It wasn't the first time he was a bumfuckle."9

"Did she get hurt?"10

"No, silly. She just bounced."11

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  • tenderheart87
    October 10

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    nice word! funny story i like it. and like another person said short and sweet. i like those the best sometimes...


    • Aspasia77 gold member
      October 13
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      Hi there!

      Thanks for reading, commenting, and applauding. I appreciate it. I'm very happy that you like this story.

      If you'd like other short humor pieces, think I've got around four or five more, but they are longer.

      Andy

  • martial artist
    October 1

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    to aspasia77

    this story was all right but where did you the title
    bumfuckle just keep writing bye now

    beginning: 5, language: 4, plot: 5, ending: 5, dialog: 5, characters: 5.

    • Aspasia77 gold member
      October 13
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      Hi there!

      Thanks for dropping by and for reading, commenting, and all the applause. I appreciate it.

      I didn't see the title, Bumfuckle; I believe coined it.

      Andy


  • Clary--Selene--Tayy gold member
    September 8

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    Lol, you and Lekos were discussing this


  • DogsLookUp silver member
    August 27

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    Life is just one big bumfuckle.
    Awesome word...how *do* you come up with these things?
    Cute, funny and unique. Random--but in a GOOD way. Oh, and Duality how does it not make sense?

    • Aspasia77 gold member
      August 28
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      Hi OTS!

      I'm very glad you like my word. I liked it. This was one of those things that just seemed to happen naturally. The word came to me and the definitions and a shorty short were almost immediately there.

      Be sure to pronounce it carefully when you use this word so that it's not mistaken for some other word.

      Aspasia


  • Dual.Of.Fireflies
    August 18

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    ...

    Hahahahahahahaha! Very good! I laughed, but it didn't make sense. Quite random?
    ~Duality.

    • Aspasia77 gold member
      August 18
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      Hi Duality!

      Hmm. I thought it made perfect sense. Oh well, the word, bumfuckle, may not catch on then.

      Thanks for stopping by and reading.

      Aspasia


  • davelolione gold member
    August 18

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    Nice. short and sweet, nice

    Really well set out and a good read. Believable too.

    Good work and good luck.

    Dave

     

    • Aspasia77 gold member
      August 18
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      Hi Dave!

      Thanks for dropping by, reading, commenting, and all the applause. I appreciate it.

      The contest host wanted us to create a new word and to use it in dialogue. This was a fun challenge and quick. I couldn't resist when the word came to me. It wrote itself after that.

      Aspasia


  • keepItLit9109
    August 17
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    haha
    nicely done
    this was funny

    • Aspasia77 gold member
      August 17
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      Howdy!

      I'm glad you like this word. It's always important to try to expand one's vocabulary. Go around saying bumfuckle regularly and people with think you know something they don't or figure you're daft.

      Thanks for commenting.

      Aspasia


  • Le Masquerade silver member
    August 17

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    Awesome word! This made me crack up lughing, great job! I think I may even use this word sometime... Thanx for entering, good luck!

    -Masq

    • Aspasia77 gold member
      August 17
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      Hi Masq!

      I'm very pleased you like my word. Maybe it will gain worldwide acceptance. I just hope I'm known for coining the word and not for being a bumfuckle.

      Thanks for hosting this contest and for enjoying my entry.

      Aspasia


  • therenaissancegirl gold member
    August 17

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    Bumfuckle is fun to say a lot more fun than "made a mistake" or "screwed it up," that's for sure! And the cheerleader you put on here is friggin' GORGEOUS.

    • Aspasia77 gold member
      August 17
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      Hi there!

      Thanks for reading and commenting. You were the first to comment out of the thirteen who've looked at this. I thought it was a good word.

      If you like gorgeous cheerleaders, look at my profile page.

      Aspasia

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