Twilight spoof

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*toy car comes crashing through and runs into Bella's ankle*
Bella: ow!, Charlie, stop playing with that toy car!
Charlie: *grumbles and walks off*
Bella: Edward! Why didn't you save me you stupid thing!
Edward: I'm not what you think.
Bella: I know what you are.
Edward: say it, say it out loud!
Bella: A mermaid.
Edward: what?
Bella: A MERMAID!!!!!!!!
Edward: oh. Yeah, I have a pretty tail
Bella: I love that smile.
Edward: Ew, go away Bella, your blood stinks.
Bella: fine.
*Bella runs into Edward at a baseball field.*
Bella: wanna play?
Edward: ...Nah, your too fat.
Bella:
*Edward picks up Bella and puts her on his back.*
*runs around*
Bella: eep!
*Edward pushes bella off.*
Edward: god your so fat!
Bella: So! At least I smell weird.
Edward: Whatever, you wanna see me climb this tree?
Bella: can i come with you?
Edward: ...naw, you too fat.
Bella: Oh
*Edward climbs up a tree and falls out*
Bella: EDWARD!!!!!!!!...I'm gunna go get some pizza.
Edward: Dont. Get. Too. Much...cheeeeeese.
*Edward dies and Bella shares her cheesey pizza with Jacob.*2

THE END!3

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