Baby you and I,
Was drivin' in your car,
Stopped to get some gas and got some,
Dor-it-os!
Munchin' away feelin' oh so loved
Baby you and me can really hit it off 'cause next thing you know,
We got a box full of Mu-fins!
Together you and me, boy
Crazy chick and krazy dude,
Y to the O in a Yo yo yo!1
Parked in the garage with your Fer-are-ee.
Could not tell you how much I love you baybeh!
Went inside and next thing you know,
I was humpin' my muffin.
And you your fancy chip
Lovin' each other in a krazy way
Baby, you and me forever in this world with
Dor-it-os and Muf-fins2
Muffin time for you and I, boy
Feed blueberries to each other like all the rest
All night long you and I together, rock-out boy
Eating muffins of every variety
Chocolate tastes like cake,
Poppy-seed like a dream of pure bliss
Baby, can't hold back and finish my half of the box
Yo yo yo! All night still!
Feedin' my your muffins sayin' funny shit
Can't wipe off the evil grin on your face
Baby you and me together all night long
Eatin' muffins 'till the break of dawn3
Feelin' oh so good now I start humpin' my muffin
And you your doritos.
Yo yo yo! Dor-it-os and Muf-fins!
Yeah, our lovin' is never stopin'
As we mover to the bed
There we begin on out cup-cakes!
Yo yo yo! We pushin' it all day long4
Get some sleep, well shit
We old enough now, boy
Baby, we can do whatever the Hell we want
And together we both start eating our
Dor-it-os, Muf-fins, and cup-cakes
Author notes
This makes fun of all rap. I could have swore I heard a sing say I was humpin' my muffin as some term for..."it".
Comments
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Yeah a muffin is a term for a women's...you know whats it...lol.

