Flesh-Eating Toliet Monkeys

There are many dimensions that have been created for the sake of a race. These dimensions are made by D corp.(dimensional corporation).You can not see these dimensions but they are, indeed, everywhere. Dimension 8, was made to keep other dimensions safe from the rabid creature that it beholds within its grasp know as the Flesh eating toilet monkeys.  These vile creatures used to conquer dimensions in hopes of getting stronger but were banished to a newly created dimension in hopes of never seeing another race again.1

Flesh-eating Toilet Monkeys2

“IT was 3008 and I’ve learned the Flesh Eating toilet monkeys from the 8th dimension were trying to escape to our 6th dimension we’ve had this problem before back in 2998 when they captured president Doha.  They will not escape this time no this time it will be different.”3

“ Natoe get over here. We have a situation on our hands,” said Wert he was the vice president but still didn’t deserve our respect.4

“ What is it?” I asked 5

“ The Flesh eating toilet monkeys are planning to come out at Jinzue ave.  We need you to be there by six. Are you available at that time?” He asked6

“ I guess so. I didn’t have important planned.” Even though that was my wife’s party I had to break it off for something this important but how could I tell her that I can’t be there for her birthday party. Maybe I just won’t go. Yea that’s it I won’t go home.7

It’s now five thirty a half-hour before the big invasion when my friend Jeff walks in, “What are you doing here?” He asked, “I thought your wife’s big party was today.”8

“ Yea, well I can’t make it I’ve got this big invasion of those Flesh eating Tola whatever’s and I’ve got to finish this Brucowski before I go any where,” I said9

“ You are in no condition to fight those 8th dimensional slobs,” Jeff said he could plainly see, as any man could, that I was as wasted as a bag of garbage. 10

“ No I’m alright I’ve still got a half hour to sober up and then,” I finished the drink, “ and then I’m out of here.”11

“ You’re not staying here you’re leaving,” He said. “ I don’t care if you go home or not, but you aren’t staying here.”12

“ Just leave. I’ll be okay,” I said as I collapsed on the ground.13

When I woke up I was in Jeff’s house. I looked at the clock, 5:56 I had 4 minutes till the invasion was to start. I crept out the window and on to the street. I was somewhat sober I couldn’t walk straight but I could see straight. As I reached Jinzue Avenue the president was there awaiting me.14

“ Where have you been?” he asked in a bad-mouthed tone.15

I didn’t respond. I just stood there waiting on those retched rodents to get here. Minutes have passed then hours without words being said, without movements being made or any of that other stuff you would expect to happen by now.16

“ I’m getting sick and tired of waiting,” I said, “If they won’t come to me I’ll go to them.” I reached for my dimension jumper and as I grabbed it I felt a sickening feeling like I shouldn’t do it.  I ignored it and ripped a hole in the dimension and jumped in.17

Maybe this isn’t such a good idea, I thought to my self, but it’s for the good of not only our dimension but for the good of all dimensions.18

As I reached the desired dimension an unknown smell hard to describe was rising towards my nostrils and try, as I had, to hold my breath I had to take in the undesired smell.  I fell hard to the ground I tried to stand but it was no use the fall had taken its toll on my body.19

It was dark and I did not see the vile smelling creature that had awaken from its slumber.20

“ Who goes there?” The raspy voice said.21

“ It is I, Valorous Natoe,” I responded proudly, “ I have come to destroy the nasty, vile creatures that run this dimension.”22

“ You are too late for they have gone leaving only I, Don Doha,” He said23

“ You’re still alive?” I asked in disbelief24

“Yes I am, but you shall not worry about me for I feel my life draining by the moment soon I will perish but you, you have to go save our dimension.” He responded25

“ How?” I asked, “ It takes at least 5 hours to recharge the dimension jumper”26

“ Take mine it isn’t much but it should get you home. I snatched it from a dead toilet monkey”27

With no more words being said I reopened the dimension and jumped thought it. I got home a lot faster with it then with mine but when I arrived it was too late the toilet monkeys over took our dimension and locked me up.28

“ So you are the dimension jumper known to all as Valarious?” The guard asked he had an enormous B.O. problem one that not even the skunks would adore.29

“ Yea, so what’s it to you?” I asked I couldn’t stand his breath but I had to say something or else he’d just keep coming closer.30

“ You shall regret the day you left your dimension in search for us. You shall not live to ever see the light of day. Every waking moment will remain dark for you.” He yelled31

“ Are you sure about that?” I asked questioning his intelligence 32

With that being said he left the room shutting the door behind him in anger. I knew that I had to find a way to escape when I looked up I saw nothing. Not even my hand it was like they cut off vision. I heard something outside the door.33

“ Are you sure he’s in there” The strange voice said34

“ Yes. I am positive he is,” The other voice responded 35

When they opened the door I saw nothing but a figure. A dark figure and another one looking in.36

“ So you are the great Valarious ayah?” The figure asked37

“ So I am. And you are?”38

“ Dr. Sassafras.”39

I was certain I had heard that name before but I couldn’t remember where nor when. It could have been in a dream I had or maybe in a movie but I was absolutely positive that I had.40

“ Doctor Sassafras I’m afraid I have some bad news,” the figure said. 41

“ Yes, what is it?” he asked.42

“ I’m afraid I don’t know it seems that every ape in this dimension has come down with a disease it is hard to describe I think you better look at it,” the figure replied43

“ I heard you mentioning that there is a way you could escape. Is this true” Dr Sassafras asked looking at me.44

“ There is,” I replied45

“ Ah you, you are but a pitiful human incapable of any power or brains. You have but mere usage of your brain. As for me I can use every bit of mine. I have studied arts of using your mind to come up with more then just a strategy,” he said as a rock was lifted in air with nobody there. It was a demonstration of his newly found ability. Then he left.46

Perhaps he’s right, I thought to myself; perhaps I’ll never escape. Just as I thought that a sound came from above. A lid being removed. It was Jeff and Wert.47

“ Valarious, are you okay?” Jeff asked48

“ I’ll be better when I’m out,” I replied they shined a light down and dropped a rope.49

“ Grab a hold,” Wert said50

“ I’m not stupid,” I yelled as I grabbed the rope. It felt thin, weak, like it could break at any moment. But it didn’t.51

“ You alright now?” Jeff asked in a tormenting way.52

“ Yea, but we have to stop Sassafras and the others so we can retake what was once ours.”53

“ But how? They are stronger and smarter then us,” Wert asked54

“Smarter than YOU maybe,” I said, “But I refuse to be out witted by a dirty, filthy, disgusting, brutal-” 55

“ Yea I think we get the idea, so what do we do”56

“Their minds, though advanced, still have primitive senses So, think what is shinny and won’t be hard to get?” There was a brief silence, “ A Brucowski bottle,” I informed as I bent down and picked up the bottle.57

“ But still how do we get them all at this exact spot?” Jeff asked58

“ Well they all have computers so I was thinking that we go to Werts hide-out and use his computer to send a E-mail to every one saying that it is Dr. Sassafras and to meet at jinzue ave,” I said almost out of breath by the time I was done.59

“ But I don’t remember where I hid my hide-out,” Wert said as he lit the bowl.60

“ It is in the subway tunnel,” I informed, “If you wouldn’t smoke so much dope you’d know that!”61

“Alright lets go,” Jeff said as he headed towards the car.  Wert and I followed.62

“ So how did you guys know that I returned?” I asked63

“ I had a distinct feeling in my gut that I hadn’t felt since you returned last time,” Jeff said as we came to a halt at the entrance.64

“ Well let’s go,” Wert said as he got out of the car65

We arrived to the hideout there was the still a fridge filled with pizza and soda as well as an Oven to cook the pizza in.  Wert started the pc as I started the oven for the pizza.66

“ What should I write?” Wert asked67

“ Say that this is Sassafras and everyone needs to show up at jinzue ave. at 4pm tomorrow” I said.68

“ And tell them to bring cake,” Jeff interrupted69

“ Alright it’s sent. Now we’ll just stay here, eat pizza and drink Pepsi and Brucowski.” Wert said.70

The pizza was good but I was too tired to stay up so I went to sleep. I’m not sure what the others did.  When I woke up it was 3:57pm.71

“ Jeff, Wert get up it’s almost show time,” I said72

They got up and we grabbed the bottles then left to get the monkeys back in their own dimension.73

As we arrived at Jinzue Ave the monkeys were in a line. We set up a curtain and strung up the bottles. We couldn’t talk or else I’d tell Jeff that the bottle went a little more to the right.  Finally it was done Wert pulled the curtain reveling the wall of bottles it was attached to a string so we could lift it trapping them in the portal. The shine attracted them, they were mesmerized by it.74

“It’s so shinny,” I heard many mumble. Like zombies they walked towards it.75

“ Now!” I yelled when they were close enough.  The wall went up and the portal appeared. As they flew in they were yelling 76

“ We’ll be back!”77

“ Where’s Dr.Sasafrass?” Jeff asked78

“He’s in there,” I said, certain I was right, “ he’s in there.” 79