So I decided to go out to the pool
I called my dog named humphrey
So I went out by the bay.1
Because it was a beautiful day
I went to see Humphrey play
Just in shock that I found out
My precious dog Humphrey is GAY!2
I went inside to break the news
Just that I found these very odd shoes
So I saw my dad taking a snooze
And surprisingly found he had booze3
So I saw Humphrey's toy on the floor
Which means he was in here before4
When I just heard this very loud snore
It turns out that my dad is a
It surprisingly seems he was going hardcore!5
My dad was in bed with another man
I remember his name was David Stan6
"So that's where my dog learned those nasty moves".
I screamed "get up dad"!!!!
You've got some explaining to do!
Bronze trophy winner
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