Gaara and Deidara goes to Court

I, Deidara, ran after Gaara (of the funk) because Gaara immaturly took my clay bird.(Idk! I had to fix this too!)1

Both of them ran through the village until Gaara stopped when there was a loud noise like glass was shattering. I stopped too.2

"What the hell was that?" I randomly asked.3

"I don't know," Gaara said. "But we better check." We both tried to follow where the sound4

came from. They ran down through the village.5

Finally, on the egde of town, we both saw a few guys breaking into a house. There was 6

shattered glass. Just like what we heard. The window to the house.7

"Oh my god, we should, like, stop them!" I wispered.8

"Way ahead of you." Gaara laughed and sand was already coming out of the gord on his 9

back. It raced along the shadows on the grounds of the night. The sand quietly krept on the 10

tresspassers and caught their ankles.11

They started screaming. One looked at Gaara. "Your a freakin phycopath!"12

Gaara held out his hand, "Sand berial" he said and sand covered then three men. Then, 13

Gaara clenched his hand and the three men were crushed. And were dead. 14

That scared me. I ran behind a tree. I don't care about that stupid bird. What if we get 15

caught! I didn't do anything!16

Then, someone ran out if the broken into house. The person looked around until he saw17

Gaara. Then looked at the broken glass. "You did this!"18

"No! No I-" Gaara said.19

"Your are so sued!" the man said and stormed into his house. Gaara put down his hand.20

I ran to Gaara. "Shouldn't you like go tell him the truth or something?"21

"You," he said, then turned and looked at me. "Your still here. Your a witness."22

"But you should-"23

"No point. Just be there when I go to court."24

"You should just kill him..." I disagreed. He scowled at me. "Or... or tell the truth and not25

be sued."26

"Just be there. "he turned around and walked away. "Oh, and don't drink." Then 27

dissapeared.28

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"And then, one of the guys were like 'I'm so scared! Help me!' and then Garra crushed30

the little men like the cowards they were." I explaned. then burped.31

"Haha, nice." Hidan said.32

"Then what happened next?" Kisame asked and threw another beer bottle to me. I 33

opened it.34

"Oh, then some jerk comes out of the house was was screaming that Gaara was sued and 35

that he broke into his house," I burped again. Then took a big sip a beer, and burped again. "And 36

Gaara told me that I'm a witness and gots to go to court with him."37

"When are you going to court?" Itachi asked.38

"How the hell knows?" I burped. "But... he did tell me to not do something, hmm..."39

"Drink?" Pein laughed. 40

"No! No way... I think something about his cat needing kitty litter and he needed me to get it..."41

"That maked no sence!" Hidan yelled at me. Hidan is always an annoying jerkface whenhe's drunk.42

"I know!" I agreed. "He has sand! Can't he use that instead of the freakin litter!?"43

"Deidara!" Tobi yelled.44

"What?" I yelled back.45

"Butter my muffin!" he ordered.46

"That tears it!" I yelled and got out of my chair and attacked him. We were drunk so none of the ninja stuff is used. "You ask thay every freakin time were drinking you mofo! Go to hell, Tobi!"47

"No! No!" he pleaded. "Master! Tobi is a good boy! Don't hurt me! Please!"48

"Not again!" Kisame complaned. He's always the annoying jerkface when he's drunk. 49

Thoguh Hidan is like that all the time. It's like theres two of Hidan in the apatment.50

Zetsu jumped up and down and clapped. No one had an idea how he acts whne he's drunk.51

"Dude...that's totally awsome" Kakuzu said. He's just that dude kinda dude whne he's drunk.52

That's better than obsessing over money.53

I got up off the ground and fell back into my chair. "There."54

Tobi then started to say 'LOL' way too much. He's always suicidly55

annoying when he's drunk.56

After we all had about five more bottles, it got carried away. Itachi was wierd and started57

looking out the windows for 'fan girls.' And hiccupped ALOT. 58

"OMFG! You have a face!" Sasori exclamed and pointed to Hidan.59

"Well of course I do you idiot! Why the hell do you always gots to point out the obvious60

when your freakin drunk?!" Hidan yelled.61

"Whoa! Hidan..."62

"What, what the hell are you going to say now?!"63

Sasori started snickering and then, Kakuzu fell to the ground.64

"OMFG! He fell!" Sasori said.65

"Oh my god!" Hidan yelled.66

"At least he's not like Deidara..." Itachi said from the window.67

"Hey! What the hell! What's wrong with me-?" I asked then turned and say myself in the 68

mirror. "Oh my goshie! My hair! It's a mess! Omg, I have to go fix it!" I said and ran away. "Gahh!"69

"He thinks he's a girl..." Itachi explaned.70

"There's your fan girl, Itachi!" Tobi yelled.71

Itachi growled. "Deidara! Tobi just told you to butter his muffin!"72

I ran back and attacked Tobi again. 73

"Noes! Tobi is a good boy! Tobi is sorry master!" Tobi said.74

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"Alright, ready?" Gaara asked me. We were on the outside of the court doors.76

"I'm as ready as your face!" I said. Then almost fell. Gaara didn't notice.77

"Alright then. Get ready to say I'm inosent."78

The doors opened and we walked in. 79

The judge said something. Stop mumbling and talk you wierdo! 80

Moments went on and people talked and yelled. 81

"Deidara!" Gaara nudged me.82

"What the hell do you want now?" I yelled outloud. I swear I just heard the Akatsuki laughing.83

"Tell them what happened!" he wispered.84

"Oh, oh ok." I said and stumbled to get up. "Mister guy judge dude... This guy, Gaara of the funk, is so totally innosent!" I explaned. People snickered at the 'of the funk' thing. "What happened was... Gaara was a jerk and stole my paper bird. Which was so immature! So I chased him and then we heard this really annoying noise! So we looked for the noise for some stupid reason..." I burped and leaned back on my feet.85

I grabbed the edge of the tablr and stodd up. The Akatsuki started cracking up. "So we find these stupid jerkfaces and they were breaking that dudes window." I pointed to the other guy who sued Gaara. "Gaara scares off the meanies and then the dude ober there comes out and yells at Gaara.86

He said that he's suing Gaara and stuff. My dude of the funk right here is innosent. He just was a good funky guy-" I said and got pulled down.87

"That's enough!" Gaara hissed.88

"One more thing!" I yelled. The Judge was staring at me, but nodded.89

I stood up. I held up the number five with my hand. "Five dollar!" Then I spread out my hands. 90

"Fine dollar foot long!"91

Then Gaara pulled me back down. 92

I started snickering. The Akatsuki were probibly on the ground laughing. 93

"Ok then..." The judge said. "That was very... wierd-"and blah blah blah...94

People started to walked out of the room. Just a few. Gaara grabbed my arm and pulled95

me out of the court room96

"W-what, why are you doing, it's rude to the people?" I studdered.97

"Your drunk." Gaara explaned.98

"Your sexy!" I exclamed. Then. I fell back.99

"Focus!" Garra yelled. "I told you not to drink!"100

"And I told you that Ryan Secrest was gay, but no! You told me otherwise!"101

"And I'm about to tell you something else!"102

"Oooh! What? Is it a secret?" 103

"No..." Gaara sighed. "Your an Idiot!!"104

"Would you like fries with that?"105

"That does it!" Gaara yelled.106

"Thank you, come again!"107

"Just shut up and only talk if you are spoken to," Gaara ordered and pulled me into the court108

room.109

While I stumbled through the isle, I swear to god I heard Itachi wisper "At least he's not acting like a girl."110

I fell into my seat. The judge talked some mumbo-jumbo. Then, I dozed off. 111

"Deidara!" Gaara yelled.112

"W-what? Did we win the burger king challange?" I asked.113

About nine people laughed. The Akatsuki. 114

"No, we won the money." Gaara said. 115

"We get money!!!" I yelled. "But how come I'M the only one drunk still?"116

"At five o'clock you went back out drinking with me and Kisame." Itachi said.117

"Oh right...! I gotta tell momsie (Pein) that I helped someone!" I said and fell back asleep.