E.T.M.H.- Elite Team of Monster Hunting

Epilogue-1

Unknown to the innocent people of Oxford,North Carolina, vampires and demons do exsist. And, also unknown, there is an elite team that's been in exsistence for centuries, an elite team called- E.T.M.H. Elite Team of Monster Hunting. Our job is to track down these monsters, and destroy them. My name is Shelby, and along with my friends Jacob, Jessica, and Zoey, I will tell you the amazing, funny, and action horror extent of our teams story. 2

Chapter 1- 3

It all started on the first day of sixth grade. I was struggling to find my 3rd period classroom. I had Language Arts with Mrs. Roberts. I knew I was going to be at least 5 minutes late, before I even found the classroom. I wasn't really worried, though, even though I was gonna be late. Mrs. Roberts is, like, the best teacher ever. She was nice, understanding, and nice. Wait, did I say nice twice? Oops. But whatever. Doesn't matter. On with the story! 4

Well, I finally found the classroom. On the way to the class, I noticed I wasn't the only one who was having diffuculty finding my classroom. I had noticed a semi-tall, lanky boy trying to find a classroom. It took him four trys before he found the right classroom. I giggled when he opened the door to the girls bathroom(smile) and got hit with some chicks purse. 5

6

Anyway, I finally found my classroom, and when I opened the door, all the eyes looked up at me. 31 pairs of eyes. I could feel my face turn red. I noticed the lanky boy from earlier was in my class. I giggled. He had his face turned away from me, for which I was grateful. But, that made it all the easier to see the big red mark on his cheek from where the girl hit him. Thinking about it made it even funnier. I couldn't stop giggling until Mrs. Roberts said, "What's so funny, Ms. Shelby?" in which I finally stopped laughing and realized I was red in the face from laughing so much.7

Well, this ir really weird, i know, but, during class the teacher left in the middle of the lesson, and this really freaky-looking thing came in to take her place. It was bald, and scabby,and its skin had this greenish tint to it. It was disgusting. Nobody but me and the lanky boy, whose name turned out to be Jacob, could appear to see it. I knew Jacob could probably see the stuff because he got all tense when the teacher left and was replaced with the bald thing. It was very strange. And, another weird thing about that day was that at lunch, the lunch ladies acted all possesed and crap. Strange. 8

So during lunch I was thinking about it so intently I didnt notice the end of lunch bell rang. I was the last one in the lunchroom. And by the time I realized it, I was going to be to late for that class. I knew I was going to have some trouble. My teacher for that period was Mr. Callahan. He's horrible. 9