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Lucy Spencer was an environmentalist, and a pompous one at that. 5
Lucy had been born to help the environment. It was her destiny, and she was determined to fulfill it. It was not just her desire; fate had prompted her to do so since the very beginning. She was born on April 6 of 2045, the fateful yet tragic day when millions lost their lives in California, after the methane level from farts increased dramatically, suffocating an entire population of people. She had been born on a day when the government learned a lesson: anyone that ate more than twenty beans a day was to be eradicated – mercilessly if need be. 6
Since she was three, Lucy had been an avid contributor to cleaning the environment. She took her potty breaks at exactly six in the evening, to add to the millions of other flushes that helped push turbines to produce electricity in the sewers. She had become a strict vegan, never eating anything more than rice and vegetables and labeling, stereotyping, catcalling and even hissing at meat-eaters (the Constitution did not prohibit discrimination for eating habits). Lucy had supported and voted ‘yes’ on Article 88, licensing American civilians to shoot-at-sight any Chinese (or other resembling Asians) in intimate romance (everyone knew they were to blame for the population expansion crisis). 7
Yes, Lucy Spencer was very proud to be helping the Earth.8
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One day, when Lucy opened her door to charge the batteries of her car, she saw a little pamphlet hanging on the doorknob. 12
Oh no, not another Thai restaurant menu, she thought clicking her tongue in disgust. But to her relief it was not that. No. It was an opportunity to help the environment. 13
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Marcy’s Snip n’ Nip Clinic16
The Gentle Touch17
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Don’t hesitate!19
Save Mother Nature!20
Get your boys neutered today!21
All it takes is a snip and a nip!22
Cost you say: not to worry, it’s completely free! 23
Please refer inside for more details. 24
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Extremely interested and smiling widely, Lucy looked inside the pamphlet, flipping through the ages.26
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Medical Advantages:28
Save your boys from testicular cancer.
Prevent male pattern baldness.
Say goodbye to the frustrations of puberty.
Without sexual drives and tensions, help mould your boys as perfect citizens.
No more pregnant girlfriends.
No hormones, no teenage rebels.
A kick between the legs won’t hurt as much anymore.29
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Well, what are you waiting for!31
Save the Earth from population expansion!32
More food for the living! 33
All in the best interest of humanity!34
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Free of cost! 36
Complimentary of WHO (World Health Organization)37
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So pay us a visit today!39
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Marcy’s Snip n’ Nip Clinic41
The Gentle Touch42
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Located at: Shop No. 43, Dubutin Street. 44
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All sessions comes with a complimentary Snoopy-shaped ice bag for soothing.46
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Excited at the prospect, Lucy quickly tucked the pamphlet into her arm and went inside. 50
“Mark! James!” she called.51
Her six-year-old twins poked their heads from their rooms, cheery.52
“Yes, Mommy?”53
Lucy smiled. 54
“Who wants to go to Disney Land!” 55
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Silver trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
Adding your comment:
thank God that doesn't happen 
