"SIMIAN!!" Rhys stared at the mess, and blood squirted out, "SIMIAN!!?? O-oh god she's dead...i-i'm gonna die, i'm gonna-"1
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Rhys stopped, his eyes widening in fear as blood hit his face. Simian's arm was almost ripped off at the seams from where it'd been sown back on, and the seams around her neck were snapping too. She grabbed her axe and slammed the zombies onto the ground, grinding her axe into their bodies. Rhys was terrified, he'd never seen something that gory, other than movies. Simian slammed her axe into the ground and jumped on top of it, flipping off and slammed the heel of her boot into one of their heads, shattering the decomposing skull. Picking up her axe she spun around and slashed the rest back until they retreated. She stopped, her eye twitching as blood sprinkled her face. Her axe fell to the ground with a loud clang of metal and she looked at her arm,2
"Blimey..." She said, looking at Rhys and smiling, "My...my 'and slipped." Simian had cut off her remaining arm from right above the elbow, down. Her eye twitched again and she fainted, falling flat on her face,3
"Simian!!" She heard her voice, and a sound of footsteps coming towards her. She blacked out.4
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"Wot in bloody 'ell'd ya do 'dat foh', you mental case!?" Rhys smacked Simian across the face and she opened her eyes,6
"Wot 'happened?" She asked, looking around and finding that they were inside a building. She tried to sit up, but couldn't. She looked at her severed arm and seen that it's been bandaged, "You bandaged me up?" She asked, looking at Rhys happily,7
"Well i cou'n't jus' go an' let me last line a defense lay there 'an bleed to death!"8
"Partners have to save each other." Simian said, grinning,9
"Wot?" Rhys asked, cocking his head to the side,10
"I saved you. I threw ya out of the ambush, right before they attacked me. Otherwise, you wouldn't ended up like me. Ans i wouldn't want that to happen to my new partner in crime."11
"You relly ah' a mental case, aren't ye?" He said, leaning back against the wall and tipping his hat over his eyes,12
"Little dork in the hat says what!?" Simian said quickly,13
"Wot?" he asked, peeking out from under the hat. Simian just smiled.14
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"Why are we out 'ere?" Rhys asked, holding the shovel close to him as they advanced. He didn't like going out ever since the attack.16
"I need to get my axe back," Simian said, "and i need to find a new arm."17
"How're you gonna do 'dat?" Rhys asked, examining her wound,18
"Find a zombie arm." She answered, looking through the wreckage. Rhys flinched,19
"'Dat's disgustin'!!" he cried, "I mean, da zombie arm is already dead, roight?"20
"Exactly." Simian said, picking up her axe and looking for an unmutilated arm, "Oh here's my hand!!" Rhys looked away as Simian picked up her severed hand, "It's a bloody shame though...the rest of my arm is ruined!" She looked over and finally saw a decent arm, "Rhys! You're standing on my future right arm, could you please get off of it?" Rhys looked down and saw the untouched zombie arm beneath his feet. With a small squeak, he stepped off and backed away, watching Simian hold it up to her arm to make sure it'd look good. "This is a great arm," She said, "Rhys? Can you sew this on for me? I'm not good at sewing with my left...arm....Rhys? Rhys??"21
Rhys had fainted. It was just too much for him to witness in one day.22
Poor Rhys. Poor Simi...poor Tetris! POOR ME!!!! D:
Comments
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Hahaha!!
The last part was hilarious
