Warning: Don't Read This

Hello, just here to remind you how valuable every moment of life is. If you waste your whole life reading little messages in storywrite articles that specifically tell you not to read them, you’ll never move forward. Every moment you spend reading this you’re closer to death and the bomb that will go off if you actually finish reading this.1

Yes, a bomb. A nuclear device that will end the existence of all life on earth. Sure I may be lying, but are you really willing to risk the world by being stupid and wasting more time reading this?2

By this point you should have wasted about 30 seconds of your life. Do you even realize how much 30 seconds is? Its half a minute. Do you know how many people died or were born in those 30 seconds? I’ll tell you. A lot.3

Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock; it’s your internal clock. Hear it? Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock; that’s the sound of your life slipping through your fingers like sand. I guess you must like that sound oodles. Do you like the sound of babies being murdered too? What if I said every word of this you read was another baby that would be killed? Is that more threatening than a bomb, you sicko?4

Now it’s been about a minute. One whole minute of your life. Gone. Down the drain like yesterday’s leftovers. I can’t even begin to understand why you’re still reading this, either you enjoy wasting time, or you think I’m joking about the bomb. I’m not.5

Well, I think I’ve decently explained why you should stop reading this; if I were to stop writing mid-sentence then you’d be dead. So stop reading now.6

You do realize that this is a worse waste of your time than watching a cheesy movie; at least doing that won’t kill you.7

Fine, I feel extremely bad that you feel it necessary to keep reading this. Since you won’t listen to reason or threats and you seem to want to end everyone else’s life, I’m not going to give you the opportunity. Because it’s impossible to get rid of the bomb, and you’ve already killed 373 babies I’m just going to make detonating the bomb a little harder. Just try to finish this paragraph, the last word is in white ink so you can’t read it. 8

Now go do something productive to make up for the past two minutes.