“Honey, where is the milk?” he said as he closed the fridge.1
“Well, you see, the girls came over, we had tea, we talked, and then it was five o’clock and I had to make dinner,” she responded tentatively.2
“Right, so where is the milk?” he repeated, frustration growing.3
“Love, don’t be mad. It’s only milk. I didn’t have the chance to go to the store.”4
“You. Didn’t. Have. The. Time?” he spat out, blood rushing to his head. “What do you mean you didn’t have the time?”5
“Well, it’s not like you paid the bills last month. Did I get angry? Did I throw a fit?”6
“Goddamn it, all I want is my milk. Since you didn’t have the time to go earlier, go now!”7
“But it’s eleven at night. If you want it that badly, go get it yourself.”8
“Damn it, woman, you’re no use to me,” he snapped, heading towards the side cabinet beside the couch to retrieve his gun.9
Upon seeing this she broke down in tears.10
“Please, honey, it wasn’t my fault! If you had told me you wanted it that badly, I’d have made time.”11
“Time’s up for you! You’re too late. I thought you were different, but you’re just like the rest of them!”12
“Please, honey! My life insurance policy isn’t that much! You won’t be able to survive!”13
The sweet angelic sound of gunshots resonated throughout the neighborhood that night, reminding everyone of the importance of milk in a grown man’s diet.14
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Of course!
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Well, they should
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Thank you. Our teacher actually said the milk corporation should use it for their ads. ^-^
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Funny
That was strangely and morbidly funny. I really liked it. I liked this line: "The sweet angelic sound of gunshots" Such nice imagery! -
Fixed!!!
... In accordance with the prophecy.
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Hey, I love it, you know that, but!
spelling error, thought you would want me to point it out!
You won’t be ale to survive << able
Loving always, The Jo
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