1Oh most noble of Birthday Boys, Alex,
I here by humbly announce thee
The King of all Awesomeness.

In honour of thine new title
Thou hast also been decreed
Holiest Supreme Leader... Guy...
It is with great glee
That I, the former Holy One,
Resign my title
And hand it over to thee,
O Newest Holy One!
Consider this a great honour,
Complete with responsibility
And a supah phun thyme.2
Happy sixteenth birthday Alex!3
I less than three you!
