The Slinky Chronicles

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Part 1 - Mikey - 22.302

Mikey sat crouching, in the garden of their rented apartment, watching in disgust as he spyed on Ray.He was with Peter the slinky again. What did he see in that 'thing'. It was a piece of twisty plastic. What did any of them see in him.
"Oh my god" Mikey thought to himself. Even he was starting to call Peter a him. What was the world coming too. He noticed Bob sitting near, his face almost completely covered up by a magazine. Mikey knew there was something going on between Bob and the Slinky. Ever since two this evening Bob and Peter had been looking at each other strangely, as if they had an understanding. He was determined to find out.
The bushes he was hiding behind didn't provide much cover, and he had to move quick before one of those two idiots noticed him. Suddenly Mikey sensed he was being watched. He spun around, hoping to see anyone spying on him. There was no one... He turned back around to his original position to find Gerrard's face right in front of him.
Mikey screamed and fell over onto the hard ground.
"What the hell are you doing here?" Mikey demanded3

"I might ask you the same question" Gerrard laughed. "have you seen Frank anywhere?"4

"No. Sorry. Now clear off and let me carry on with my business." Mikey scowled.5

Gerrard sniggered."Perversion never got anyone anywhere except a jail-cell, will you never learn little brother" Gerrard laughed out loud, loud enough for Bob to put his magazine down.6

"See ya later!" Gerrard snorted. He ran away as quickly as he had come.7

"Woah, Mikey what are you doing out here?" Bob said questioningly as he opened the window.
"I'm... erm... gardening" Mikey said.8

"Oh, okay, you have fun with that" Bob replied. From the looks of it, he actually believed Mikey was gardening at ten at night, with no tools, or a light, or even a lawn mower.
Bob closed th window and went back inside.
"Imbasil" Mikey thought. He got up and returned to his room and played chess with himself for a few hours.9

Part 2 - Ray - 14.1210

Ray screamed with shock. His cookie jar was open. And everyone of them was missing. Ray ran around the room like a maniac. It was a disaster. They were hand made by Barak Obama. Ray started headbanging endlessly, shaking his Afro into oblivion. When he had finished he went up to the cookie jar. He looked for any evidence who might of eaten Florence, Elvis, Jimmy, Stella and Bob Dylan. Yes, Ray named his cookies. He couldn't find anything usefull. Just a name tag saying 'Bob'. Ray, reading it upside down, thinking it was probably in french, stored it in his Afro for safe keeping. He would find out the culprit later.
He spun around and head for the door. He kicked the fridge as he left and a whole load of pans, jugs, a dead cat, baking trays, bottles, milk cartons, jars of squid and Franks guitar crashed to the floor. Ray winced as all this happened. He left as quickly as he could. He knew Mikey would clean it up, but he wouldn't be happy.
He entered the lounge and found Bob hiding behind the sofa watching Fairly Odd Parents.11

"Bob, what are you doing, are you watching that. Dude that's a baby's show" Ray laughed12

"Oh my god Ray, its scary. Imagine having two little phycotic people with wings floating around you every second of the day. Watching you... do you here me Ray. Perverts." Bob replied, he looked like he had seen a ghost.
"I see what you mean, you're right, it is scary" Ray shivered. He joined Bob behind the sofa. As he crouched beside Bob he wondered where Peter was... It wasn't safe for a slinky to be wandering on his own.13

"oh Bob, do you know who ate my cookies?" Ray inquired.14

"No" Bob replied abruptly.15

"Are you sure"16

"Yes!!"17

"Okay" Ray finished, they continued hiding behind the sofa. As the images of demented fairy's passed on the T.V. screen Ray couldn't help but worry about his cookies. They didn't deserve to die. They were only a year old...18


Part 3 - Bob - 12.5619

Bob sat at his computer. Boredom had taken over his life. There was nothing to do. He was fed up of thrashing Ray on guitar hero, Making fun of Mikey with Gerrard and Frank, and he couldn't find Peter. He sat browsing videos on You-tube. He typed in the search bar 'dangerous Criminals' hoping to find homicidal midgets he could laugh at. As the results came up, Bob watched with his mouth open, as almost every result came up with 'Peter the killer slinky'. Bob gasped and suddenly felt very venerable. He was living with a homicidal midget. He read the first description...20

Peter - Homicidal Slinky, Top of the F.B.I. List21

Peter the slinky, murdered his family in 2002, taking their lives with the family bazooka. He then slinked around on the streets of new york boasting that his milkshake brought the boys to the yard, before burning every person with a flamethrower in sight. He then escaped police custody and fled to the Neb state, New Jersey.22

"Crap..." Bob thought. "That's where Frank found him"
He got up and headed for the door. Unaware Peter was watching him from the window. Bob wandered into the kitchen and was now feeling quite hungry. He spyed some cookies and scoffed them, every last crumb. For some reason he was wearing a name-tag and he dropped it in the cookie jar. These were the nicest cookies he had ever tasted. As he finished eating the last one a camera flash blinded him. Peter was standing in the doorway, holding a camera, and a chainsaw...
Peter held up a whiteboard. "I know you know you know about what i know about me" was written in blood red ink. A shiver went down Bob's spine and he nodded as if he knew what peter had just said.
Peter rubbed the words out and scribbled down "Those were Rays cookies, if he finds out you ate them, he'll kill you. If you tell anyone about my secret, i will kill you, then the police will kill me. If you don't tell i wont tell. Agreed." The little slinky holding a placard with all that writing was quite amusing to Bob, he struggled not to laugh. Then he noticed the chainsaw and he managed to keep his mouth shut.
Bob nodded in agreement to what Peter had just wrote.
"okay" Peter scribbled as he slinked away.23

"Wow" Bob said aloud.24


Part 4 - Peter - 22.3025

Peter sat in Ray's arms. Although Ray's endless singing of 'Beat It' by MJ (R.I.P.) thoroughly annoyed Peter, Ray was his best freind. He loved to cuddle into his Afro, he quite often found some interesting things there. However he was freaked out by Mikey. Peter wasn't stupid, he could see him crouching outside. Mikey was going to be Peter's next victim. He planned on ways to get rid of Mikey. The mot likely was to poison his food, or even force him to listen to Hannah Montana for a whole hour. Five minutes was enough to drive anyone crazy.
He snuggled into Ray while keeping an eye on Mikey. He wasn't safe though. Bob would reveal his secret sooner or later. He had to get rid of him too. Peter sat in deep thought for at least ten minutes, before being disturbed by Bob, walking to the window. Mikey had obviously made some sort of noise. 26

"I'm going to go help Mikey garden" Bob said quietly. Getting up out of his chair. His 'I Love My Mum' glow in the dark T-shirt would glow like it had never glowed before out in the night. It was suprisingly dark for a Summer night.27

"Okay" Ray replied with an amused smile. "You have fun with that" He couldnt wait to see the neighbours taking pictures of Bob through their bedrom windows.28

Bob scowled. "For your information, i am a very good gardener". He stuck his index finger at Ray.29

Ray laughed out loud. 'So was Jesus' He sniggered. In fact, he couldnt stop laughing. Ray's immature behaviour was extremely funny. Peter started shaking and rolling on the floor. The pair of them looked like they had inhaled a whole tank of luaghing gas each.
Bob started crying and ran out into the garden. His 'I Love My Mum' tee glowd in the darkness.
Peter slinked to the window. Bob, and Mikey were getting into a car together. This was the perfect time to bump them off. Peter slinked up to Ray.
He got out his white board and started scribbilng down the words "Bob ate your cookies, lets get him". Ray paused for thought. The idea a slinky was talking to him was ridiculous, but he had some evidence to what happened to his cookies and Ray didnt want to let the chance to find his cookies killer slip away.
"How do i know your not just saying that" Ray replied. Peter pulled out a picture of Bob eating florence. Ray's eyes filled with tears.
"Lets get him" Ray said emotionally. He would get revenge on Bob for this. He would hurt him bad.30

Part 5 - Bob, Mikey, Frank Gerrard- 22.5731

"So" Mikey said grimley to Bob. "What are you doing in the "Grim mobile" Mikey said amusingly. "What..." Bob demanded. The old dusty car they were in did suit the name, but he didnt have a clue what he was talking about. I know what you're thinking, i needed to get away, so i was going to drive around town for a while, but i found Frank in the back, he refused to move, then guess who also comes in, Gerrard. They've been in the back for ages. Bob turned around and Gerrard and Frank were playing Hungry Hippos.
"Wait... why is this grim" Bob wondered.
"Becuase they keep p.issing me off and grossing me out... they even make out from time to time..." Mikey said, he shivered from time to time.
"Well why dont you just leave?" Bob asked, trying to blank out any images of Frank and Gerrard that popped into his head.
"Because ill have to hang aroung with Ray and 'Peter'" Mikey replied. He made a gun to the head gesture as he mentioned the name Peter.
"Ah, im in here because of him and Ray, Ray replaced me with him. Its so depressing" Bob said, a tear rolled down the side of his face.
Mikey nodded, not really caring what Bob had to say. He had somthing else on him mind. 'Mandy', the waitress at burger king. He couldnt get her out of his head. He thought she was beatiful. The way her acne wobbled as she scooped out the chips from the deep fat frier...  He couldn't wait to see her. He felt all warm and fuzzy inside when she cme into his mind. He'd only ever spoken to her once, and that was when he was ordering, well, a burger. But tonight he thought he might ask her out. He could just imagine her little beady eyes watching him as if he was a truck load of fries.
In fact he planned on going there now.
"Guys, why dont we go to Burger king!" Mikey asked the others as he started driving the car onto the road. He was fidgiting as he always did when he was excited.
"Wait... if we went there we wouldnt have to eat any of your food would we?" Frank sniggered.
"No we would not have to eat any of my food" Mikey replied angrily as he slapped Frank across the face with one of Bob's 'magazines'.
"Hey give that here!" Bob demanded. He grabbed it out of Mikeys hands and gazed into it.
"Bob... is that... The Complete Fairy Princess Magazine" Gerrard giggled. Both him and Frank went into hysterics, rolling around the moving car. Bob went red and stayed quiet.
The car finally stopped at the Burger king car park.
"Okay, what does everyone want, except for Frank" Mikey grinned cheekily. He was in a good mood for once.
"ermm... ill have two of everything and Bob will have one of everything" Gerrard replied. He sat grinning in the car seat like a small child would after just being given their allowance. Mikey sighed and went into the take away. Bob sat watching Frank and Gerrard continue their Hungry Hippos. Frank was currently winning.
"Frank" Gerrard said suddenly looking up to Franks eyes.
"Yes" Frank replied dreamily, taking in the image of Gerrards face.
The two men started kissing like they only had seconds to live.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" Bob screamed jumping out the car. He ran to Mikey inside Burger King. He noticed Mikey was chatting to a girl shaped like a whale. He walked up to them.
"Mikey has a girlfriend" Bob chirped in a suprisingly high voice. Mikey went red in the face and told him to shut up. Bob repeated what he had just said four more times before Mikey turned around and punched him. Bob fell over and got up almost immediatly, he then pushed mikey extremely softly before tripping over a chair and falling on his face. Mikey flew back as if someone had actually hurt him, he fell back over the counter and slid along the floor smashing into the deep fat frier. Bob got up and jumped over the counter. Just then a car smashed throught the front door and stopped exactly where Bob and Mikey had just been standing. Mandy screamed and grabbed her and pulled her out of harms way. Unfortunatley she squashed him. Bob sniggered despite the situation and Mikey tried to kick him. Mikey struggled to breath as Mandy's buttox smothered his face. Bob stood up and saw that Ray was driving the car, with Peter. Bob gasped.
Ray leaned out the window and shouted "This is for Florence, Elvis, Jimmy, Stella and Bob Dylan". He reversed the car and rammed the counter. It exploded and Mikey, Mandy and Bob were sitting ducks. Suddenly, Mandy stood up and growled, she jumped on top of the car bonnet and made gorilla noises. She thumped the glass and Peter dived into the backseat. Ray screamed at the top of his voice. Mandy shouted abuse at Ray.
Gerrard and Frank walked into the building, they were in hysterics. Gerrard fell on the floor from laughing to much. His gut hurt really bad from laughing so hard. Frank was laughing just as bad, before he walked into a wall, falling backwards onto a little child. Her mother started hitting Frank with her handbag. Gerrard laughed even harder.
Mandy stopped to take a look at the two of them laughing so much. At that moment Ray peeped the horn and Mandy fell of the hood onto the floor.
"MANDY!" Mikey shouted. He crounched by her belly. "Are you allright?" He asked.
"Mmmmmm... chips..." She replied. Mikey sighed with relief. She was okay.
Ray got out the car and walked up to Bob. He was crying. He slapped Bob and Bob slapped him back. They kept slapping each other until they got to the deep fat frier. Ray grabbed Bobs head and put him in a headlock. He pushed his face down just above the boiling fat.
"You ate my babies" Ray squealed.
"I was hungry!" Bob said quietly "I never knew they were yours Ray, if i knew i wouldnt have eaten them. I'm so sorry. Think of all the times we've had together. Please don't do this Ray. That slinky is a murderer you know. You shouldnt beleive everything he says" Bob sniffed.
Ray released him then gave him a big hug.
"I'm sorry, freind" Ray smiled. So did Bob.
"Lets get him" Bob demanded.
Peter jumped out the car and held up his whiteboard, this time i said "Don't hurt me, it's not you i want, it's Mikey!". The white board was smeared with hamburger relish and the grease of chips. Bob and Ray looked at each other. They both shrugged and sat down to watch Peter.
"I'd pay to see this" Ray whispered to Bob. His afro shook as he spoke.
"Who do you think will win?" Bob replied. He was clearly having fun.
"I vote Peter" Ray said enthusiastically.
"Yeh, same. But Mandy might squash him" Bob grinned. They both giggled at that.
Peter jumped out of the way as Mikey aimed a kick at him. The little slinky rolled along the floor beside the car. He quickly reached back in the car. As mikey attemped to grab Peter, the Slinkey pulled out his chainsaw and Mikey screamed.
Gerrard and Frank sat beside Ray and joined in the fun.
"Maybe i should help Mikey, as he is my brother?" Gerrard said aloud.
"Nah" Frank laughed. They both exchanged a kiss before grabbing each other and rolling around on the floor.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW" Bob and Ray both shouted together. Ray picked up a milkshake and threw it at Frank and Gee.
Peter continued to chase Mikey around a dining table. Mikey was screaming at the top of his voice like a school girl. He slid under the table so he was now behind Peter. Peter spun around and jumped at Mikey, attempting to cut him in two. But Mikey dodged out of the way and Peter fell through the restraunt window. Mikey laughed but that soon ended as Peter flew through the air from outside. Mikey ducked but Peter was only a foot away. Mandy jumped in and 'saved' Mikey. But it wasnt really saving him since all Mandy did was sit on Mikey. Peter was about to cut them both up when Ray shouted at him.
"If you dont kill them you can still stay in our apartment" Ray shouted across the room. Peter dropped the chainsaw and jumped into Ray's afro. He snuggled in the ball of hair and went to sleep.
As they went home in Ray's car, Ray was cudling Peter, Bob was reading a 'magazine', Gerrard and Frank were playing Hungry Hippos, Mikey was annoyed and Mandy sat in a trailer which was attached to the back. No one spoke apart from Frank and Gerrard who were chattering away in the back. They were both talking about Mikeys face as he was chased around the room. Mikey was clearly getting angry. Mikey made to hit Gerrard with Bob's magazine again.
"NO!" Bob said in a high pitch scream. He grabbed it out of Mikey's hands and held it close, kissing the fairy on the front cover.
"Bob you as.s, you're driving for heavens sake. Keep you're eyes on the road." Mikey shouted back.
Bob quickly grabbed the steering wheel and swerved around an old lady on the road. Everyone was silent.
"I love you Peter" Ray said suddenly. Everyone including Peter looked at Ray as if he was a total freak.
"What" Ray replied
"Nothing" Bob mubled and kept on driving.