And How Was Your Day?

I had, as one could say, a bit of a strange day. 1

When I woke up this morning, I tripped and fell off the stairs. While I tried to break my fall with might and main, two good companions in a situation like this, I got lucky! A pink elephant plucked me out of the air with its trunk and took me for a ride to the Bermuda Triangle, where I found a square instead. 2

Of course I wanted to get to the bottom of this mystery, but all I could find was a false ceiling and got tagged for a loony. 3

Immediately I got trapped by a straitjacket, but I bribed it with a nonsensical statement, behind which it now hides forever. The result left me speechless and before I knew it my voice left me and started yelling "Nuts! Nuts!" 4

This caused hundreds of squirrels to appear out of nowhere and they ate my words faster than my voice could produce any more. Of course those squirrels couldn't trick me! I saw what they really were! Rats in Designer Suits! 5

What could I do but hide in-sanity and figure out how to exit this weird adventure where non-sense almost made sense, and nothing seemed to be what it should, except for the door straight ahead. 6

"EXIT" the sign said, but when I entered, or should I say exited, I found myself in the middle of a serious political meeting of the Ostriches, all sticking their head in the sand. I quickly put a paper bag over my head to blend in when a voice resounded out of nowhere: "Who's there? I can hear paper rustle, but I can't see you! Who's traveling incognito through my lands?" 7

"I'm right here, hiding in this silly old bag. Can you help me please?" I hollered and out reached an enormous hand and threw me on this chair behind my computer.8

Of course, being exhausted, I fell right asleep on the keyboard, to find my nose stuck between the keys when I woke up. 9

Thinking back, it may not have been the smartest thing to do, but I cried out: "This is NUTS!" and a giant squirrel (more likely a giant rat!) appeared, who ate the nut immediately and, unfortunately, bit off my nose too. 10

I assure you it's not a pretty sight... no nose... just a black hole where everything disappears into. Good thing my name is Pinocchio today, so I'm sure it will grow back on. 11

And how was your day?12