The French and American Wires

French wire: Hællo me name eez wire. I am- 1

American wire: A big shot 2

French wire: don’t leesten to heem. I am de most important/famous French wire in de world 3

American wire: Actually in Europe 4

French wire: STOP!!! I work 5

American wire: You’re a wire you don’t work you get used! 6

French wire: geet a life man. As I was saying I work 7

American wire: Ahem!8

French wire: in zee high 9

American wire: Elementary 10

French wire: school during the wonderful11

American wire: Wonderful?! Come on choose another adjective 12

French wire: Okay the interesting 13

American wire: still-14

French wire: SHUT UP! Okay the period of science. 15

American wire: I won’t shut up and for your information science is a subject. 16

French wire: My face haz gone from red to purple as well as blue, and bright green. 17

American wire: That’s impossible! Wires don’t have faces but they do have heads, you know a head of a wire?18

French wire: If I did know, it would be in your tail bone! 19

American wire: We don’t have one.20

French wire: Okay for crying aloud, I won’t be able to finish so just give me a minuet of silence! Okay as I was saying, I go to school every day to help in science. One particular day I was grouchy 21

American wire: Extremely grouchy. 22

French wire: I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!!! I was so grouchy that day and when poor 23

American wire: He was rich!24

French wire: POOR little- wait how you know whom I was talking about. 25

American wire: I read the script how else? 26

French wire: Whatever so poor 27

American wire: RICH. 28

French wire: little 29

American wire: He was 5’6”.30

French wire: Okay! So rich a bit 31

American wire: A lot.32

French wire: how’d you- 33

American wire: Script34

French wire: Okay rich and a lot over average in height Jake plugged me into a 6 35

American wire: 92 36

French wire: volt battery. I stripped off my inculcator and sort of 37

American wire: Purposely. 38

French wire: shocked 39

American wire: Electrocuted. 40

French wire: him. He had to go to the hospital 41

American wire: ER. 42

French wire: and get stitches 43

American wire: Surgery!44

French wire: Okay if you don’t want to finish fine.45

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