Who Shot Lost Loser? ( June 1 to 2, 2002) 2
Crime: Lost Loser has been shot. 3
Crime Scene: A creepy old mansion of course. In Lost Loser's bedroom.4
Suspects: Dogdigity, OrochiPantera, Raiderfox88, Uber Ninja, Veggie 5
Dogdigity6
Wow, this mansion is creepy, good thing nobody has gotten shot! 7
(bang) 8
Raiderfox889
What was that? 10
Uber Ninja11
It sounded like someone getting shot. 12
OrochiPantera (running & screaming)13
Lost Loser is dead, oh no! 14
Veggie15
That sucks, he owed me $35 from that poker game! 16
Raiderfox8817
Who shot him, they will feel the wrath of me, the mightiest mod ever! 18
Dogdigity19
Who ever shot him is one of us, because all the doors are locked, that's why our pizza is so late. 20
OrochiPantera21
You admit to doing do you, because one of us did it and you're one of us so you did it! 22
Dogdigity23
No! I didn't do it, I didn't! 24
Raiderfox8825
Nobody saying you did it! Now let's just find out who did. Where was everyone when Lost Loser got shot? 26
Dogdigity27
I was trying to let the pizza man in, but Lost Loser broke the door knob. 28
Veggie29
I was in the kitchen because the pizza man hadn't come and I needed food to bury my rage at Lost Loser in because he didn't pay me the money he owes me. 30
Uber Ninja31
I was in the living room breaking furniture with my ninja chops and Lost Loser was yelling at me to stop making so much noise. 32
OrochiPantera33
I was trying to find out why we're in this creepy old mansion because Lost Loser wouldn't tell me and it is driving me mad. 34
Raiderfox8835
And I was trying to find out where OrochiPantera would find the answer to her question in this mansion because Lost Loser wouldn't tell me that and it was driving me mad too. 36
~*~Intermission~*~37
Dogdigity38
So no one was in Lost Loser room when he got shot? 39
OrochiPantera40
Yes, so maybe that sniper butterfly theory is right. 41
Raiderfox8842
Not quite, for it was you that was running and you that is mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 43
OrochiPantera44
I admit it, it was me, but my sister masterminded it, we just did it to get people to stop using so many exclamation points like you did right there. 45
Uber Ninja46
But how can Lost Loser be dead when he wrote this? 47
Raiderfox8848
Good point, Pantera and Tigresa are free to go. 49
Veggie50
But we never had Tigresa and why is Raider in charge? 51
Dogdigity52
I don't know, let's blame Raider! 53
Uber Ninja54
Okay. 55
So Raider was blamed for Lost Loser being shot but since it never happened, he wasn't punished, thus ending the only Lost Loser File known about. Hope you liked it. 56
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Who Brain-Washed Everyone? (June 2 to 3, 2002)58
crime: Everyone is brain-washed into loving Lost Loser. 59
crime scene: Where ever you are right now. 60
suspects: Dogdigity, Grenadé, Link_2K, Lizard, Lost Loser 61
Lost Loser62
I can't believe people liked my 1st Lost Loser File! 63
Grenadé I didn't.64
Link_2k65
What's your point? I knew people would like it because everyone loves you, Lost Loser.66
Lost Loser67
Everyone love me?! Oh, no! You are all brain-washed! 68
Lizard69
Oh hooray, is this another Lost Loser File? I just love things with your name them! 70
Dogdigity71
This will be so much fun! 72
Grenadé I don't think it will be. 73
Lost Loser74
But, who has brain-washed you all? 75
Dogdigity76
It had to be one of us! 77
Lost Loser78
How do you know that? 79
Dogdigity80
I was right the last time I said it.81
Lizard82
He's is right, because so far we are the only brain-washed ones and so whoever unleashed this plague must be still here because we all trapped in a computer! 83
Lost Loser84
Then who did it? Dogdigity, because he was in the last one, Grenadé, because he's not brain-washed, Link_2k, because he wants to make his own and hopefully a mob of fans will get me out of his way, Lizard, because he wants to become better known through this, or me, so that I have a fan club. Or possibly we could have other reasons. 85
~*~Intermission~*~86
Link_2K87
I think it's quite obvious that this crime was the work of the evil Lost Loser! 88
Dogdigity89
But why Lost Loser, why? 90
Link_2K91
I believe this shed full of Lost Loser action figures explains it pretty well! 92
Lizard93
Yes, he must have planned to become rich by selling action figures of himself to his adoring fans! Oh how I adore him! 94
Link_2K95
Ready to confess Mr. Loser? 96
Lost Loser97
Never! For if you look closely at the lock on the shed it clearly says property of Link_2K! 98
Link_2K99
That's crazy how could I use that lock if I'm brain-washed? 100
Grenadé Oh, I don't believe you are brain-washed, for as you can see, the brain-wash machine is in that shed too, you probably made so that it wouldn't wash your brain, as it is clear that if you stand directly on the center of it, it won't effect you! You are the evil genius Link_2K! 101
Link_2K102
So what, is it wrong to want to become rich? 103
Lost Loser104
Get him Lizard! 105
Link_2K (slammed to the ground by Lizard)106
No! 107
Lost Loser108
Thanks for clearing my name Grenadé, just one question why weren't you brain-washed? 109
Grenadé That's simple, I've blown my head up so many times that my brain no longer works.110
So Link_2K was sent to evil genius prison and the brain-washed machine was set back so that everyone was themselves. All of the Lost Loser action figures were melted down and used to make the worlds largest blob of horribly disformed plastic. thus ending the 2nd Lost Loser File. 111
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The Evil Mod (June 5 to 6, 2002) 113
Warning 114
This file contains evil moderators and may offend you if you are a mod. If so I apologize but I have my reason for making you all seem evil. 115
Crime: One of the PlanetNintendo Moderators is an evil spy. 116
Crime Scene: Moderator Doughnut Party at your local Krispy Kremes. 117
Suspects: BenT, Goeyoshi, hardcore_pawn, Raiderfox88, Renegade Moose 118
Renegade Moose119
Man do I like doughnuts! 120
hardcore_pawn121
This has been a good month too, I've banned 9 members in 7 days!122
Raiderfox88123
That's nothing, I banned 4 types of pictures! 124
Goeyoshi125
Way to go Raider! You got anything to say BenT? 126
BenT127
Have I ever? 128
everyone129
hahahahahahahaha! 130
Goeyoshi131
Hey, oww!132
Renegade Moose133
Did a brick just fall out of nowhere and hit you on the head? 134
Goeyoshi135
Yeah, that's about right. 136
Raiderfox88137
Hey there's a note on it, let's read it. 138
hardcore_pawn139
Dear PlanetNintendo Mod.s, 140
I know one of you is an evil spy working for the anti-GameSpy Network and helping them to destroy Lost Loser, and you don't even know it, the problem is, I don't know which one of you it is either. It could be Raiderfox88, who admits to once being evil, Renegade Moose, who's not exactly the meanest mod he could be, BenT, with his not saying anything, Goeyoshi, possibly driven by rage because he doesn't moderate as many forums as the rest of you, or it could be hardcore_pawn, with his hardcoreness and never being seen near Lost Loser. I hope we figure this out before it goes to far,Your Leader, The Mod Who Moderates Over Mods. 141
~*~Intermission~*~142
Goeyoshi143
So one of us is a spy? 144
Renegade Moose145
I say it's Raider, I mean he was evil and he did shoot Lost Loser. 146
Raiderfox88147
Hey, I'm not evil any more, and OrochiPantera shot Lost Loser, I just got blamed for it. I say it was BenT with his "I don't say anything" style. 148
hardcore_pawn149
Well it isn't me, I've never been near Lost Loser. 150
Renegade Moose151
Good point, how could you destroy Lost Loser if you're never near him, I guess that cancels out BenT also. 152
Goeyoshi153
So it's one of us 3, but why would RM be a suspect? He's not evil like you and me, don't you think someone who has been brain-washed for evil would be evil?154
Renegade Moose155
Brain-washed!? Wasn't that the last file? Stop living in the past Goeyoshi! 156
Raiderfox88157
No, he's right, if someone wanted to have a mod under there control they would use a brain-wash machine. 158
Goeyoshi159
Did anyone ever get rid of Link_2K's brain-wash machine? 160
Raiderfox88161
I was going to but when I got there I just decided to leave. 162
hardcore_pawn163
You're the spy Raider! The anti-GameSpy Network must of gotten to Link_2K's machine before us. 164
Renegade Moose165
Dang that Link_2K, he is even behind evil doing when he's locked up! 166
So Raider was set back to normal and sentenced to community service for attempting to murder Lost Loser twice (well, actually he was kind of framed twice but who cares). Thus ending this Lost Loser File. 167
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Might B&’s Curse (June 9 to 10, 2002) 169
Crime: The Mighty B& has a cursed instrument. 170
Crime Scene: The Mighty B&'s garage. 171
Suspects: @rie$, OrochiTigresa, Rasputin, Tholemew, Veggie172
@rie$173
Man, it's cool that that guy gave us these instruments to start a band but there was something weird about him. 174
Tholemew175
This band is weirder, we've only been a band for 3 hours and we already have the #1 hit and our CD's gone triple platinum before we've even started it! 176
Veggie177
That's just because Mighty B& is the greatest band ever! 178
Rasputin179
Who chose our band's name and why is Kill Lost Loser everybody's favorite song? 180
OrochiTigresa181
Which one of us thought of a song called Kill Lost Loser? 182
Rasputin183
It was probably you Ms. "I'll convince my sister into shooting him". 184
OrochiTigresa185
Hey! That was a week ago and I hated exclamation points very much then. I know I didn't write the song. 186
@rie$187
That song just appeared after we all fell asleep during practice. 188
Veggie189
Wait a minute! The man who gave us these instruments was the overlord of the anti-GameSpy Network! 190
Tholemew191
He's the guy who was trying to brain-wash a mod into destroying Lost Loser! He must have cursed our instruments so that they make us write songs that will make everyone hate Lost Loser! 192
OrochiTigresa193
No, he only cursed one of our instruments because if you use a hate curse on an entire band then the band won't be followed because they'd be too absorbed with hating to notice their fans. 194
@rie$195
Then which one of us has a curse? 196
~*~Intermission~*~197
Tholemew198
It's probably my therimin, it's so cool. 199
Veggie200
No way, it's my evil kazoo! 201
@ri3$202
Oh shut up, why are you fighting over who's instrument is evil? 203
OrochiTigresa204
It's a little immature, especially when we all know it's my bass! 205
Rasputin206
What do I play again? 207
@ri3$208
Where is Rasputin's instrument? 209
Tholemew210
It was the evil one, oh man, it escaped! 211
Veggie212
Not for long!(starts jamming on his kazoo) 213
OrochiTigresa214
What the crap are you doing Veggie? 215
(boom)216
Tholemew217
What was that? 218
Veggie219
Ha! I knew it'd work, I'm the greatest kazoo player ever, not even cursed,(examines Rasputin's instrument) spoons can escape my kazoo power! 220
@ri3$221
Good job, Veggie. Now quick get Rasputin so he can be arrested. 222
Rasputin223
But the spoons did it, I'm Innocent! 224
OrochiTigresa225
Has that ever mattered in the Lost Loser Files? 226
Everyone except Rasputin227
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 228
So Rasputin and the spoons were sent to jail and while Rasputin was absent from the Mighty B& they changed there name to Veggie's Kazoo and the Other Guys. Thus ending this file. 229
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The Origin of the Files (June 14 to 16, 2002) 231
Crime: Lost Loser must investigate the Lost Loser Files. 232
Crime Scene: Butler HQ 233
Suspects: Dogdigity, Link_2K, Lost Loser, MarkusSparkus, raiderfox88 234
Lost Loser235
Where are all of these Lost Loser Files coming from? 236
Dogdigity237
I don't know but the answer is here somewhere. 238
MarkusSparkus239
Isn't it odd that it's a butler behind all of it? 240
Link_2K241
What do you mean odd, it's always the butler. 242
raiderfox88243
The only problem is we were all butlers when the files started. 244
Lost Loser245
At least we were the only butlers around, so that narrows it down to us five. 246
Link_2K247
We all already knew that, that's why we're at Butler HQ looking for clues! 248
MarkusSparkus249
All we have to do is figure out why someone would start the happenings you investigate Lost Loser. 250
Dogdigity251
That's easy, we were butlers, virtually slaves of our master, and the master wanted Lost Loser out of the way. 252
raiderfox88253
But which one of us did it for the master? 254
~*~Intermission~*~ 255
Lost Loser256
Which one of us is most evil? 257
Dogdigity258
Why Link_2K of course. 259
Link_2K260
But I'd never be a butler, I'm not that evil! 261
raiderfox88262
Umm, but weren't we all butlers? 263
MarkusSparkus264
He's got you there. 265
Link_2K266
But... butler evil...umm... that's not my way...hehe... Oh dangit you guys got me again, how the crap do you do it every time? 267
Lost Loser268
Well we wouldn't get you every time if you didn't commit a crime every time. 269
Dogdigity270
Good point. Why are you always committing crimes? 271
Link_2K272
I don't know, it's just easier than solving them. 273
raiderfox88274
Oh Link_2K, how lazy you are. 275
MarkusSparkus276
Yeah, you may work hard at the forums but aside from that you're a gigantic slacker. 277
everyone278
hahahahahahahahahaha!!!! 279
So Link_2K was arrested once again and all 5 people decided to never again bring up the fact that they were butlers, thus ending the mystery of the Lost Loser Files' origin. 280
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Too Many Suspects (June 20 to 21, 2002) 282
Crime: There are too many suspects. 283
Crime Scene: A bar. 284
Suspects: BornToLose, Doom Space Marine, The Great and Mighty Pimpin' Catfish, Grenadé, Lost Loser, Rasputin 285
Lost Loser286
This place seems awful crowded. 287
BornToLose288
Yeah, I noticed, exactly how many people are here? 289
Rasputin290
Well let's see, there's 1,2,3,4,5,6, 6 people here. 291
Grenadé Six people! There's only supposed to be 5 people in a Lost Loser File! Who's the extra person here. 292
The Great and Mighty Pimpin' Catfish293
It's not me, I come to this bar all the time. 294
Doom Space Marine295
Then maybe it is you, this bar is a pretty shady place, the kind where an extra suspect would hang out! 296
Lost Loser297
Doom Space Marine is right, the extra suspect could be any of us. 298
Rasputin299
Well, what crime are the real suspects suspected of? 300
The Great and Mighty Pimpin' Catfish301
There was a robbery earlier across the street, the real suspects would probably be here. 302
BornToLose303
hmm... You're right! 304
Doom Space Marine305
Whoah, he is! 306
Grenadé Then which one of us isn't a suspect? 307
~*~Intermission~*~ 308
Lost Loser309
I believe it is obvious which one of us is an extra. 310
Doom Space Marine311
Yeah, it's The Great and Mighty Pimpin' Catfish, always hanging out in this bar, he's not a suspect. 312
BornToLose313
Sorry DSM, but it's you, you're never here, so you could never be a suspect. 314
Grenadé Get this non-suspect out of here! 315
The Great and Mighty Pimpin' Catfish316
And all of you get out of my bar. 317
Rasputin318
Hey look at the T.V., they're arresting the real criminals, so none of us did it. 319
Lost Loser320
So we kicked DSM out for no reason, oh well. 321
The Great and Mighty Pimpin' Catfish322
Why are you all still here? 323
So Doom Space Marine was kicked out of the bar, while the others stayed for a long long time annoying The Great and Mighty Pimpin' Catfish. Thus ending the mystery of the 6th suspect. 324
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A Mystery for Heroes (June 26 to 27, 2002) 326
crime: A super hero robbed a bank. 327
crime scene: PlanetNintendo Bank. 328
Suspects: JustInTime, Killgore of the Wired, Lost Loser, Seaman, Sunflower 329
JustInTime330
Man, always having to save the world sucks, but having super powers is reason enough to do it. 331
Lost Loser332
You're a super hero too. What power do you have? I can teleport to places I don't recognize, hence the name. 333
JustInTime334
I see crimes 3 minutes before they happen so I get there just in time. 335
Seaman336
Is this a super hero convention? I'm Seaman. 337
Lost Loser338
Hmm. That's strange, you look a lot like @ri3$. What power do you have. 339
Seaman340
I create fireballs, I call myself Seaman to through off bad guys. 341
Sunflower342
That's smart. I heard this bank was robbed so I got down here. 343
Seaman344
So you have super hearing. 345
Sunflower346
No, I have a T.V., idiot. My power is the ability to glow. 347
Killgore of the Wired348
Hey everybody, what would a super hero team be without me? 349
JustInTime350
Useful to society. 351
Killgore of the Wired352
Oh ha ha, I'm Killgore of the Wired, I have the ability to wire myself into machines and control them, plus my long name gives me time to beat up bad guys while they're saying, "Oh no, it's Killgore of the Wired!" 353
Sunflower354
Can we get to saving the day, this bank was robbed. 355
Lost Loser356
But by who? 357
Seaman358
Someone powerful, the vault door was made of a type of moon rock, the only way to get into the vault is to use the key or use super powers in the vaults presence at which point the moon rock disappears so that the hero and only the hero can pass through it, I'm going with the super hero theory since the key is sitting over there on that hook covered in dust. 359
Killgore of the Wired360
But we're the only super heroes around, one of us did it. 361
Lost Loser- I bet no one expected that, umm how's the line go? Oh yeah, so which one of us did it. 362
~*~Intermission~*~363
Sunflower364
It must have been JustInTime, he would known about 3 minutes in the future and stopped it. 365
JustInTime366
I did know about 3 minutes in the future, but it took me 4 minutes to get here, I can't teleport you know. 367
Seaman368
But Lost Loser can, you did it, didn't you. 369
Lost Loser370
I can only teleport to places I don't recognize, and I recognize the PlanetNintendo Bank, I have an account here. Why don't we just check the cameras? 371
JustInTime372
Good idea, wait a minute, look at this, the cameras have been wired into, and have Killgore's thought downloaded into there computer. 373
Sunflower374
Killgore you idiot, you robbed the bank. 375
Killgore of the Wired376
Yes, I did it, but I ran out of money...and stop calling everyone an idiot, Sunflower. 377
Seaman378
Good job everyone, let's celebrate by drinking the bank's secret stash of caffeine juice! 379
Killgore of the Wired380
Wait a minute you guys. 381
Lost Loser382
Shut up crook. (glug glug) Hey I feel different. 383
Killgore of the Wired- I tried to tell you guys, caffeine juice takes away super powers. 384
Seaman385
eh, We may have lost our super powers but we have a brand new life style ahead of us, the life of a caffeine addict. 386
So Killgore of the Wired was sentenced to live in the 1800s memorial park where he couldn't use his powers while the rest of the team became members of Caffeine Addicts Anonymous. Thus ending this mystery for heroes.387
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The Caffeine Juice Insanity (July 10 to 11, 2002) 389
crime: Caffeine Juice is driving people insane. 390
crime scene: PlanetNintendo Mental Institution 391
Suspects: Link_2K, Lost Loser, raiderfox88, Seaman®©, Veggie 392
Lost Loser393
What are we all doing here? 394
Link_2K395
Well I'd say we're all insane. 396
Seaman®©397
I think he wants to know why we are all insane. 398
Veggie399
Why does he care? We aren't paid to think! hahahahahaha 400
raiderfox88401
We aren't even paid! hahahahahahaha 402
Lost Loser403
I mean, with the exception of Veggie and raider, we're all sane now. 404
Seaman®©405
Yeah, but we were all insane when we were brought in. 406
Link_2K407
I believe the answer is obvious, we were insane, and now we are sane. 408
raiderfox88409
Now why would that be? 410
Veggie411
I thought you were insane. 412
raiderfox88413
I thought you were insane. 414
Lost Loser415
Something is causing this. Veggie, raider, what have you two done together lately, before you came here. 416
Veggie417
We haven't done anything together, we saw each other at the juice bar about two hours ago, but that's it. 418
Seaman®©419
Which juice bar? 420
raiderfox88421
Juicy McJuice Juice, we both went in to get Caffeine Juice. 422
Link_2K423
I went there three hours ago for some Caffeine Juice. 424
Seaman®©425
So did I.426
Lost Loser427
We all got Caffeine Juice from Juicy McJuice Juice, somebody must have laced it to make us go insane for a short while. 428
raiderfox88429
Who would want everyone insane? 430
Link_2K431
My guess is they're here, considering everyone effected by the Caffeine Juice is in this room. 432
Seaman®©433
So I thinking the guy behind this is one of us. There are no windows into this room and the person who did this would want to know what happens to the people. 434
raiderfox88435
Just because he did this doesn't mean he's here. 436
Veggie437
Yes it does. The chart outside said I was the fourth patient when I was the last one to come to this room. One of us is behind this. 438
Lost Loser439
But who? 440
~*~Intermission~*~441
Seaman442
Hmm...You'd have to be pretty twisted to do something like this. 443
Lost Loser444
Seaman! What happened to your name? Didn't it use to be longer? 445
Seaman446
Stop changing the subject! Like I said, this experiment called for a twisted person, and who is more twisted than you? 447
Link_2K448
I am, come on, do I have to go through all of my evil deeds? Brain-washing, being a butler, ... okay that's about it. 449
raiderfox88450
Sorry Link_2K, but it wasn't you who did this. 451
Link_2K452
Oh come on, if I didn't do it, you did? 453
Lost Loser454
I'm surprised you guys have to ask when it is all to obvious. 455
Veggie456
Then who did it, oh smart one? 457
Lost Loser458
You. 459
Veggie460
What? That's the biggest lie I've ever heard. 461
Link_2K462
See, Veggie didn't do it, because I did. 463
Lost Loser464
No, Veggie did do it. The reason we know that only four of us were insane is because Veggie read the chart outside on his way in, but all of us who were insane for real don't remember what we saw or did when we were under the influence of the Caffeine Juice, thus, Veggie did it. 465
Veggie466
err...I admit it, but it was worth it to see you guys crazy. 467
raiderfox88- You're sick, but I know exactly how to cure you. hehehehehehe 468
So Veggie was sentenced to be the janitor at Juicy McJuice Juice Testing Labs for the 3 months when they attempted to create a new juice flavor with fish and hot sauce. When Juicy McJuice Juice found out about what Veggie had done with their drink they came out with a new Decaf Caffeine Juice in a hope of destroying its insanity capabilities. Thus ending this file. 469
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The Evil Experiment Gone Bad (July 29 to 30, 2002)471
crime: Someone is turning people into animals. 472
crime scene: A lab in the mountains. 473
suspects: Disposable Hero, Glorificus, Lost Loser, raiderfox88, Veggie 474
Lost Loser475
This lab is creepy, why are we all here again? 476
Glorificus477
Don't ask me, I'm just a newbie, I don't even know what a Lost Loser File is. 478
Veggie479
I think you're hot. 480
raiderfox88481
What? That has nothing to do with anything. 482
Disposable Hero483
We were all invited here to see "The Doctor"'s new invention. 484
Glorificus485
Where is "The Doctor"?Lost Loser- I'll go look for him. (Walks forward to go look for "The Doctor", and accidentally steps on giant button shaped like a floor. A blinding beams shoots from above at the five guest.) 486
Disposable Hero487
What just happened?488
raiderfox88489
I don't know, I still haven't gotten back my vision.(Wobbles around and falls down, opens his eyes wider as he begins to see things) Disposable Hero, are you aware that you're a fox? 490
Disposable Hero491
Hmm...Guess I am, strange, I Disposable Hero, and I'm a fox, and you're raiderfox88, and you're a deer. 492
Veggie493
We all know the saying, "Don't eat meat, eat deer!" (Jumps at raider and bites him) Oww! 494
Lost Loser495
Ha ha! Veggie, he he he, you're a duck! 496
Veggie497
Oh crap, I don't have any teeth and there's a perfectly good deer lying around that will go to waste now. 498
raiderfox88499
Okay, am I the only one that sees a problem with Veggie eating me? 500
Glorificus501
Probably, hey look, I'm a snake! 502
Veggie503
I think you're hot! 504
Disposable Hero505
Hey, none of the other snakes will want to make out with you. Looks like you're stuck with me. 506
Lost Loser507
Now that's low. 508
Disposable Hero509
Oh shut up, you just want her for yourself. You two would never work out, you're from different worlds, she's a snake, you're a kangaroo. 510
Lost Loser511
First of all, I have no interests in her for make out purposes, secondly, a snake and a fox don't have a much better chances than a snake and a kangaroo, and thirdly, egads man, am I seriously a kangaroo? 512
Veggie513
And fourthly, who the hell says egads? 514
raiderfox88515
It appears LL does. 516
Lost Loser517
Don't we have a mystery to solve? 518
Veggie519
Oh, one of us did it. 520
Lost Loser521
How do you know that? 522
Veggie523
I don't know, the other 8 times something like this happened it was one of us who did it. Disposable Hero- And we're the only five people on this mountain, "The Doctor" would be up here to make sure it all goes to plan. 524
Lost Loser525
Yeah, guess one of us did do this. 526
Glorificus527
But who would be stupid, err, I mean evil enough to do this? 528
~*~Intermission~*~529
Lost Loser530
Good question. Which one of us would be that stupid, err, I mean evil? 531
Disposable Hero532
I'd say Veggie, he was behind the whole caffeine juice insanity. 533
Glorificus534
The what? 535
Veggie536
Well that proves it, it was obviously Glory, she's a newbie and only a newbie would be stupid enough to do this. 537
Lost Loser538
Don't you mean stupid, err, evil? And why did you call her Glory like the Glorificus on Buffy? You worship that Glory don't you? You're evil! 539
Veggie540
First of all, I'm not going to hide behind a little game like the rest of you, secondly, I have no idea what Glory you're talking about, I just said that because I'm lazy, I don't watch Buffy. 541
raiderfox88- Good, because anyone who watches Buffy is obviously evil. 542
Lost Loser & Glorificus543
Hey! 544
Disposable Hero545
Both of you watch Buffy, so both of you are evil, so both of you did this. 546
Lost Loser547
I have a different theory, one that actually makes sense. Disposable Hero was the only one that knew exactly why we were here, Disposable Hero has been trying to get Glorificus all the time he's been up here, and Disposable Hero knew "The Doctor" would be up here watching us. He made this machine and brought us up here because he thinks we could be competition for getting Glorificus. After awhile we would all go to the habitats of our new forms, Veggie to a lake, me to Australia, and him, Glory, and raider to the forest, but naturally raider, being a deer, would get hit by a car. Thus leaving him and Glorificus alone. 548
Disposable Hero549
Okay, I did it. But you are way off with what my plan was. I just wanted to make sure my ray worked on multiple people so I could turn the entire town into animals while I'm safe in the mountains. Then I'd go down and rob all the stores. 550
raiderfox88551
We're going to have arrest you now. 552
Disposable Hero553
You'll never catch me, I'm a quick, sly fox! Ha Ha Ha! (runs away) 554
pow (Lost Loser kicks Disposable Hero with his kangaroo feet) 555
Lost Loser556
And I'm a bouncing, kicking kangaroo. Man you really are stupid. 557
everyone except DH558
HA HA HA HA HA HA! 559
So Lost Loser stepped on the floor shaped button again and all were turned back to there human forms and Disposable Hero was sentenced to a month of animal litter clean-up at the zoo. Thus ending this file. 560
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The Evil Duo (August 4 to 6, 2002) 562
crime: Two convicted criminals have teamed-up to destroy Lost Loser. 563
crime scene: PlanetNintendo Jail 564
suspects: Disposable Hero, Doom Space Marine, Killgore, Link_2K, OrochiPantera, raiderfox, Rasputin, Veggie 565
Link_2K566
I can't believe they've gotten all of us, it's that damn Lost Loser, all evil plans around him fail! 567
Doom Space Marine568
I don't even know why I'm in jail, I just got threw out of a bar for not being suspecty enough. 569
Rasputin570
Hey, I just happened to have evil spoons and I got arrested. 571
Veggie572
Oh shut up, you're all criminals and you know it. 573
raiderfox574
I don't even understand how you're in here, you were banned from PlanetNintendo, and the only criminals are you, Disposable Hero, Killgore, Link_2K, and OrochiPantera. 575
Veggie576
C'mon, we all hate Lost Loser for putting us in here! 577
OrochiPantera578
I don't hate Lost Loser, I just hate all of those blasted exclamation points! 579
Killgore580
I hate Lost Loser, if he hadn't been there I'd still have my super powers! 581
OrochiPantera582
Stop the exclamation marks. 583
Disposable Hero584
Shut up and listen. 585
Link_2K586
What is it? 587
Disposable Hero588
The guards just said they found plans in our cells for two of us to break out and destroy Lost Loser. 589
Veggie590
But which two of us is it? 591
~*~Intermission~*~ 592
Link_2K593
It is me! It is me! 594
OrochiPantera595
Stop the exclamation points! AHHHHHHHHHH! 596
Killgore597
How do we know the plans belong to you? 598
Link_2K599
Well we have to get the plans from the guards and then I will prove it. 600
Doom Space Marine601
And how will we do that? 602
Disposable Hero603
We can break out! 604
raiderfox605
Count me out, as soon as this is over I'm leaving PlanetNintendo. 606
Veggie607
If you're leaving you might as well break out and get it done faster. 608
raiderfox609
I just don't feel right about that. 610
Rasputin611
Screw that. I'm getting out of here. 612
Veggie613
I told you we are all criminals. Now what's the plan? 614
Link_2K615
Easy, we use caffeine juice. 616
Doom Space Marine617
What? 618
Veggie619
I suppose you mean my special caffeine juice. 620
Link_2K621
Exactly. Do you have any on you? 622
Veggie623
No, but with the toilet water and Pantera's pills I can make some. 624
raiderfox625
Since when is Pantera on pills? 626
Killgore627
You're on pills too, yours just knock you out before Pantera takes her's. 628
raiderfox629
Well I'm outraged! 630
Killgore631
That's why you're on the pills. 632
later, at medication time 633
Link_2K634
C'mon, no pills for me. 635
guard shakes his head 636
Veggie637
Too bad, because we've got some for you! (Throws caffeine juice at guard, guard goes insane) 638
Link_2K639
Now get his keys and hurry! all run out of cells after freed 640
Rasputin641
Wait, what's that noise?642
Killgore643
Guards are coming! 644
Veggie645
I'll handle them!(runs to cell and fills his drinking cup with caffeine juice) 646
Link_2K647
Hurry up, Veg!Veggie- Don't worry.(throws juice at guards as they come) 648
Link_2K649
Okay, you got them, now let's get those plans. 650
all run to evidence room 651
raiderfox652
Now we'll find out which ones of you are the evil crooks behind this.(reads evil plans) Ah ha, it's Link_2K (Link_2K smiles) and...what?! Disposable Hero! 653
Disposable Hero654
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! It's always the quiet ones. Known of you fools suspected me, and now Lost Loser will pay for your ignorance. 655
Rasputin656
Not so fast! (pulls out evil spoons for drawer behind him) Anyone who remembers correctly knows that these spoons will make you my slaves(begins playing them, Dispo starts dancing and runs into a wall knocking himself out)657
Link_2K658
You still haven't stopped me! 659
OrochiPantera660
(punches Link_2K in the face) Stop with the exclamation points! AHHHHH! 661
So when the guards became sane again Link_2K and Disposable Hero were arrested for attempting to destroy Lost Loser, Killgore, OrochiPantera, and Veggie were sentenced to continue their original sentences while Doom Space Marine and Rasputin were freed on probation. Having committed no true crime raiderfox was freed and left PlanetNintendo, thus ending this file.662
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