Introducing Dee-lores. Pronounced Dee Laws.1
She be Bullocky Dan's bucket of strife. As I told ya, she's a tiny wee thingy. Weighin' in at well under 100lbs and standin' only 4'11" tall. 2
If she stood side on to a picket fence you wouldn't see her. 3
Her Bullocky Dan weighs in at well over 250lb an' stands 6'4". 4
They're a real Mutt an' Geof walkin' down the street. She looks a fragile little thing but sure as hell she isn't. 5
She's pocket bloody dynamite!6
Her idea of relaxing is when Dan visits, he's to take the kids out while she stays home watchin' the women's netball on the tele. Anything to do with women's sport she's into it, donkey deep. Think she might have lesbian tendencies with all that ogling at them there sweaty women all workin' out and their little titties bouncin' up 'n' down like xylophone hammers on the keyboard. 7
She should weigh a couple of hundred pounds with all that chocolate an' junk food she eats. Layin' back there on the sofa in her knee length bath robe like a skinless fish fillet waitin' ta be boned.8
She's a funny bird is our Dee-lores.9
ME 200510
Author notes
SHE lays around and watches football every weekend.
No Internet jargon just local idiom.
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Geeezus 1der! Buck better not give Dee-Lores mouth to mouth or he'll have Bullocky down on him like the proverbial ton of bricks! Dee-Lores is Bullocky's bucket of strife!
Thanks for the beaut comment ...
... it really makes my day when I know you have enjoyed the read.
Take care,
Sammy
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Oh my gracious, the images you have created here Sammy!
What a shame she is too wrapped up in television when she has a nice sized man to wrap herself around. Somebody shake the woman and check her pulse, she may be dead!! I wonder if 'ol Buck would be inclined to give her a little mouth to mouth and resuscitate this poor soul!
What a great story Sammy. You always entertain me with your delightful tales. Thank you again and as always Sweetie, good luck!
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... Ah my Katie, Thank you yet again for the encouragement.
But I do think the lads need resting up.
It has been an enjoyable time letting the imagination run free.
Take care dear lady,
Sammy -
Now how did I guess our Bullocky would have a little bundle of dynimite in tow! and you know what they say, the best always comes in small packages lol ... I bet she can keep Bullocky in check with just one "LQQK" and with a name like Dee Laws, well need I say more
It would be good to see what the others have in tow!
Well Done Sammy, another goodun!
Always,
~Katie~
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