Cover and Protect Your Seat

Have you ever just wanted to sit and write poetry all day? This is what I wanted to 1

do but every time I found a spot something would poke me in my butt. 2

The spring sprung when I plopped on the couch. 3

So then I went to our comfy chair sat in it and whammy, a bobby pin standing 4

straight up got me in my rear. 5

(This is turning out to be like Goldilocks and The Three Bears)6

Now I am mad; as I scurry down the hallway to my room I call my sanctuary. 7

Made a mad dash and leaped and slide under my blankie. To find out I almost 8

got my car keys permanently lodged in my bunghole. 9

I started to feel my temperature rise, getting more agitated while I was pacing 10

the floor. I can just imagine the steam that was spewing from the top of my head. 11

Then a light bulb came on above my head.Bling! I snapped my fingers and announced out loud "The John”. Figuring I would kill two birds with one stone. I grabbed my pencil 12

and my pad and off I went. So here I am, and the words 13

are just flowing as I am writing them on paper.14

Then out of the blue something actually "bit me." I yelled what the frick? Hesitating for a moment I bent over looking between my legs to see " Hermie" my son's snapping turtle trying to get out of the loo. I did learn two valuable lessons through this whole ordeal:15

1.      Always Cover and Protect Your Seat” because you never 16

know what could happen 17

2.         Look in the toilet first before you plant your big butt on it.”18

Go ahead keep laughing! It is not funny. Just wait your time is coming. Then 19

you are going to be sorry about laughing at sweet little o’ me… 20

So what is a girl to do? All I wanted to do was write. 21

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THE END23

Written By,24

BrendaKaye 200525