What a merry sight this has turned out to be then. All you guys and gals gathered here at the Peg. All your noses and other bits twitching for to see what's in them there photos. 1
Thanks for the ale and the shots of Morgan. They'll help make the tellin' of the tale all the more easier. Fill ya glasses and get ya little butts comfy on your chairs for this is gonna be a night you'll all remember. 2
Don't worry about Buck, Katie an' Kimberly, an' you other ladies, he's on short notice that any shenanigans with you sweet ladies and he'll be shipped out to the King of Dubai's harem as a eunuch. 3
Well now, here we go. Before I hand 'round these here photos I just have to give a short intro like. Splain a few things so you don't get the wrong mpression.Me an' the lads high tailed it outa that camp like there were a pack of rabie dogs at our heels. Came on down here to the Peg where mine host, Mudguard, let us doss down in the barn out back. 4
All the comforts of home. Runnin' cold water an' a bucket to you know what in. Plenty of fresh straw and a kero lamp to light the way so that we didn't pee on each others feet in the night. Who could ask for anything more.5
Mudguard? 6
What sorta name is that?7
Let me splain. He's bald, right?8
An' it's all shiny like the mudguard on a car, but like the mudguard on a car, all the shit is underneath, right?9
Okay, okay, the photos.10
You will see when I pass these 'round that it sure was an orgy with a difference. It was a ghoulies party. Way out witches and sorcerers and the ilk an' for those among 'hem who had a fetish for wearing womins clothes but weren't womin. Blokes with a kink.11
Yep! Our darlin' of a camp boss was one of them cross dresser types! Or one of them transvestite watcha macallits. 12
Don't stop 'im from showin' off his endowments though. He musta bin a fare terror on the beat with a truncheon like that! I can just see 'im struttin' about stiff legged with it tucked down his trousers leg.13
He has a hankering for long red dresses and for red matching underwear.All lacy like with a garter belt to hold his dong up ag'in his belly.14
As to what he is doin' in the rest of the pics I'll leave to your imagination but I haven't seen a position like that since I saw the painter fall of the couch with the housewife and 'e gave 'er a matt finish!15
Notice he has a fish tattooed on his willie. Bet that's there for the girls who don't eat meat on fridays!16
Gotta admit, this copper's a looker when he dresses in drag.17
Me 200518
Author notes
*Does cross dressing qualify?*
*No Internet jargon just local idiom.*
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oh I think one GOOD story will do ...
MMmmmmm thinks ....
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Well... let's just say there may be one or five or six.
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Now do I sense a story in there somewhere?
Thanks 1der for your ever so kind comment.
Sammy
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I have to say I honestly enjoyed the banter between you and Kate as much as I did the story. This is great. Your tales delight me and excite me beyond measure Sammy! I hope Kate is better at holdin' her own after downin' a few ales than I would be! There just might be some fool runnin' around with a camera and a fresh roll of film. If you've ever heard the song titled, "Tequilla Makes Her Clothes Fall Off"... that'd be about me. Anyhoo... hopefull Kate would be watchin' my back, well, you know what I mean! Love the story Sammy!! Thank you for entering my contest.
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~~~Touchof1der~~~
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Sounds very much like tiddlers Sammy, still an art in fishing which ever way you try to catch them... the smaller ones sure are slippery as eels, also, one excellent way to learn patience
I know because I have tried my hand at fishing many a time, tis also a good time to do some thinking, no interuptions unless you get a catch
~Katie~ 
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Huge
Katie my love, we use nets for to catch white bait. They are orney little critters 'bout an inch or so long. A Kiwi delicacy.
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Now, there's a thought
... now where did I put my rod an reel!
~Katie~
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Well now then darlin' Katie, just you plonk your sweet little dairy air down there beside me an' you'll come to no harm.
Thanks for keepin' the ol' vocals lubricated, 'tis much appreciated.
Keep a tight reign on your thoughts though my girl or we just might hi-jack you an' take you white baitin' when we go.
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Soonas I set eyes on that thar pub I knew it was gonna be a night of it! flashin lights, red dress an heels an all that ... I wasn't too sure I should be steppin over that threshold, but the thought of what may be in them thar pictures is too much for a body to contemplate and not take a look! so, in I went, there they sat, Dan, Bullocky an Buck, grins from ear to ear, already a row of ale in front of them! Kimberly had got there ahead of me and was sitting straight as a die in expectation of what was to come ... hodge over Kimberly please, just need to put these three ales alongside the others, dont want the guys scarperin to the bar mid way through the pictures, we wont get them sat down again, you know what they are ... do owt for a pint they would!
Well Sammy this just gets better and better, thoughts of Buck being sent overseas and landing smack bang in the middle of some harem, I can see him now, all cross eyed still from the thought of being under the knife, makes the eyes water for sure.
All the comforts of home indeed! buckets to do you know what in, fresh straw for comfort and to make sure they dont go splashing each other in the night... I have stitch in my side, reading this over and over... visualising a shiney mudguard on a car with s** underneath, a brilliant description of Mudguard and his character ... then we come to the cross dressing! I cant see for laughing, the dogs think I have gone mad ... the bit about the painter falling off the couch and the matt finish, that just about tops it! as for the tattoo for the vegetarians, well I love my Sunday roast, but they say a change is as good as a rest!
This is an excellent follow up Sammy, it was well worth the pints of ale to sit and be able to read this, I don't know about you Kimberley, but I shall be coming to this local again, the entertainment is par excellence!
Brilliant piece of work Sammy
~Katie~
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Thank you HappyMe ... Much appreciated. Thanks for the Applause too.
There is a series called the Trio. Some stories, some poetry.
If you get a chance, I think you will enjoy the reads.
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Thank you Mistic. Much appreciated.
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Entrancing tale. Loved it and caught the local word-style, which made it all the more exciting to read. Are you going to further this into a full story series? I think you should.
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lol, good ,read well through out.,
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