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I never did get ‘round to tellin’ you what was in them there photos, did I. 2
Well, when we got the opportunity to make a respectable exit from the camp, I though it best that we leave with just a smudge on our copy book instead of a bloody great blot! 3
A guest of Her Majesty’s Government was not what I considered the ideal vacation, if you get what I mean. The thought of punching rocks in the Paparua Quarry fun park didn’t exactly bring me out in the sweetest of happy boils, I can tell you. 4
Bullocky and Buck were none to happy at the thought either for there were some unsavoury characters in the pokie who they were owing favours to. Paybacks like, for services rendered. But that’s another story, eh. 5
That bent copper of a camp boss was a crafty sod, and thought he had all the aces up his sleeve when he rumbled us with his tale about them there photos. His story had the smell of a woman’s knickers’ draw. You know, it had that smell of fish about it. Yeah, that was it. His story, it was a bit fishy, but he hadn’t counted on our mate Buck. Buck was the fella that had taught the fox how to hide from the hounds. There were no feathers on him when it came to him raidin’ a chicken coop! 6
Ya see, while the boss man and me were tradin’ words an’ fillin’ in the missin’ bits in each others pedigree, that wily rabbit was flickin’ through them there photos. Bit like a kid sharin’ candies. Ya know, one for you, two for me. Needless to say that when we left, he had most of them tucked inside his huntin’ shirt. I think he liked the thought of them naked cannery sheilas up against his skin. Randy little bugger. 7
Geeeze! I do ramble on an’ I still haven’t told you what was on that film. 8
But I gotta scarper otherwise that bent copper is goin’ to cotton on to what we did an’ then life wouldn’t be worth livin’! I don’t fancy trailing my balls along on a dolly trolley! 9
Tell you what though. Meet us at the five mile peg pub tomorra, line up a couple of jugs of dark and a couple of fingers of the Captain and I promise ya I’ll let ya know all.10
Sammy 200511
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I hope it is worth it too, Katie ...
Sammy -
I wonder who will peer around the pub door first! bullocky, buck, or yourself? either will have a large grin all over their face I bet ... just think, you could all three of you be sat in that thar pub all night, glasses continously filled by the likes of me, eager to hear what them thar pictures will show! it could take all night! ... this better be good
In anticipation,
~Katie~
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I'll be looking for you Katie ...
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See you at the five mile peg pub then?
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Brilliant!
I am sitting here imagining you as a guest of Her Majesty's Government and the images that come to mind of this trio in a cell for their missdemeanours, all eyes and ears should they fall foul to some inmate they owe favours to is mind boggling indeed! I settled myself down to have a jolly good read and I have not been disappointed! the capers are hilarious to say the least.
How could you Sammy! leave us all in the lurch like that, like leading a donky along with a carrot then snatching it away at the last minute... right my good man, my place is booked already at that there "five mile peg pub" cos I have a hankerin to know the deal about them thar pictures!
Always
~Katie
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Ack!!! Sammy! That is sooo unfair! I hope you do not intend to make us wait much longer. You are as ornery as Bullocky and Buck. I am sitting here on the dege of my seat waiting while you are sleeping. That is sooo not fair! You set me up!
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