Fish boy to Fish Man,

One day Greggory Jasonian Salerous Robertos was born. Everyone was so happy for him and the life he made for himself. His favorite numbers were 7, 12, 17, 22, 27, 34, 41, and 72. He loved his life and his family. One day his mother Lena asked him what he wanted to be when he was older. He replied "hmmm lets see a social studies teacher, or a fish-man." His mom said "GOOD CHOICESSS, ooh mee likeyyy... NOW GET OUT OF THAT WASHING MACHINE." His mother was very proud of him. His dad.. well see theres a story about that. He never talks about his dad. some say he was sailing along the west coast of indoniesia when a big deadly pirate came and was about to kill him. Then a bigg BEEMIN title wave came by and swooshed him away. When that big BEEMIN title wave came by it also left a little preasent. IT WAS A GIANT ORCA.. Greggory Jasonian Salerous Robertose's dad crept up near it. THEN IT GOT UGLY AND ATE HIMM. MUAAHAHAHAAA. THen it turned 12:34 and Greggory Jasonian Salerous Robertos went to work. He decided to work in a little shitty pet store that kills animals and let them live in inhumane habbitats =D (welcome to new york) One day two VERY VERY VERY obnoxious overweight girls came into the little shitty pet store. Greggory Jasonian Salerous RObertose's hormones went crazy and drove through the roof. He followed them everyime they went into the little shitty pet store. They thought he was hott but also thought theyd NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER would have a chance.. Tillllll one dayyy. He said "DO you fine hott thangss need help with anything?" Fat ass number one hit fat ass number two and was so excited and started to make very unessesary and unruly sounds. Oh yea btw Fatt ass 1 and 2's nick name for Greggory Jasonian Salerous Robertos was hot white shirt guy since they didnt know his name. Anyway Fatt ass 1 and 2 polietly said "No were good." anddd thennn he came back for some more. He then said "Wanna see something cool??" SAM I MEAN FAT ASS NUMBER 1 WENT CRAZEHHHHHHHHHHHHH... she/he was dying.. Andd boyy did he show them somethinnn cool alright. IT WASSS A FISH., oh and his peice of shit car that he thinks is amazing. Fat ass number one was very upset(DEPRESSED) at the time and hated ariana and just wanted her to go die. FAT ASS NUMBER ONE WAS INLOVE WITH A TEAHCER AND OLDER MEN FAT ASS NUMBER TWO WAS IN LOVE WITH A PIRATES BROTHAAA.. Greggory Jasonian Salerous Robertos then told the two fat asses his name and to add him on plenty of fish.com . So they went home all excited and made a plent of fish account and did. One thing lead to another andd Greggory Jasonian Salerous Robertos who is now "fishman" wanted to get in fat ass 1's pants. He said he couldnt though beucase i mean fatt ass number 1 was wearing pants not trip pants. Sam imean fatt ass number one was oh soo very upset beucase of this. Her parents didnt care and made her power wash the roof. Fatt ass number 1 was still very depressed. i mean she didnt even get a pre pre pre pre pre lunch break or a pre pre pre pre lunch break or a pre pre pre lunch break or a lunch break or an after after after lunch break. It was very sad. Fat ass two came over to fat ass ones pot whole and saw her and fish man having wild ................ PIE EATING CONTEST. Fat ass two then said "WTF IS SUPPA CAT DOING EATINN UP MAHH POURAGE??" She was very very very very upset about this. Fat ass two then went back to her pot whole and it was gone. She found a giant gnome taking over her house i mean pot whole. SHE DID NOT LIKE THIS ONEE BITT. thennn as she was walking back to fat ass number ones pot whole since she had no where elese to go, the giant gnombe came to life and started chasing her! SHE WAS SCARED AND WAS TRYING TO RUN FOR HER LIFEE. IT was too late =/[ the giant lawn gnome got her and wanted to fight her in a spanish influenza mexican gang bang swine flu fight. Good thing for her she spent the last SIX MONTHS training in spansh influenza mexicana gang banging swine flu fighting. SHe was onee lucky hoe dogg. THenn the giant lawn gnome said "YOU BETTA RUN IM ISH AND ISH DONT WANNA BE A BTICHH." she ran supppaaa fast to fat ass 1's pot whole. she jumped in and was out of breath. Fatt ass one said "O M G WHAT HAPPENED??" fATT ass number two replys "DYING *GASP* UGH * GASP AHH* DYING GASP*" Fat ass number one said to fish man "QUICK GET ME A TWIX!'' Fish man cried "NO SHE NEEDS AN ORGANIC NOTHING BAR" fatt ass said "NO TRUST ME SHE NEEDS A TWIX." So then fish man got violent and stuck fat asss nubmer 1's head into his fishbowl. The cops came and asked him WHAT ARE YOU DOING???? he screamed "IM JUST TRYING TO LOVE THIS LITTLE BOY, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND AND YOU NEVER WILL" THen he got arrested and sent to jail for two days for possesion of drugs, illegal car inspections, illgeal car racing, illegal underground railroad coral auctions with harriot tubman, no headlights(okay well one headlight) no windshield wipers, giving minors cigarettes, talking to minors, giving minors under priced fish, and littering, oh and being the depressonator. Fatt ass number one was ery very upset. They tested "fish man" when he got to jaail. Apparently he had genital herpes he got from his step mother when he was 6 years old. She raped him brutally and he was scared with her herpes for life. Of course he did not know this. He had to send a letter to the all two girls he fucked to let them know and to tell them to get tested. His mother received the letter and got checked immediatley. She was suprisingly clean. Fatt ass number one got the letter and started talking to her self and said "im 75% clean and would very much like to stay that way" She got tested and apaprently is 1% clean now. She was pissed but thought it was worth it. (stupid whore)