Sisters forever

This is somewhat a true story that happened between me and my sister one morning.1

MY DAY STARTS, SOMEWHAT, LIKE THIS
Today I accidentally breathed some water up my nose. My sister walked in and started to laugh and her face looked funny, so I laughed and I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. My nose was hurting and I was deprieved of air and then I stubbed my toe and fell on the floor and my sister laughed harder and then she turned red and then the phone rang and I tried to stand up but I tripped over my feet and fell, hitting my head on a wall, making my cat jump three feet in the air.2

That doesn't make sense.3

This was the next day.4

I walked into the bathroom but someone had taped the door. I walked into a web of sticky-ness and my sister squirted me with toothpaste. I ran All around the apartment chasing her yelling "That's it. Give me the toothpaste." and then finally, I took her down with a flying tackle and I ended up landing on some boxes and scraping my elbow.5

Does that make sense ?6

I still doubt it.7

Oh well, it is my life, and it is crazy.8

Live with it.9