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i turned 201

so my dad ended up bringing me to a erotic dancers' club, thinking i was 19, he thought he missed my 18th bday when i went into the army.2

So to mess with him when they asked for my age, i said i was 21. He immediately ordered me a drink. Forggettting i was allergic to alchohol.3

i kept switching cups with him so he thought i was just pounding them down he had 7 Mojitos. Before he slurrs "God damn, I always imagined that in old age, my son would be able to drink me under the table, but this is amazing. At 21, he has matched me, I'm falling over, and he isn't even buzzed". 4

At the parking lot i was able to convince him after we got to the car that he was in Germany. So I gave him my keys and he got mine and he thought he was driving, even though I drove him home and brought him to a park to throw up. And he passed out.5

Then I called in some favors, I staged pictures where he looked like he was having fun with 3 girls then looked like they were murdered got the wallets of 3 friends. Borrowed one of their pants. Then put him on the couch with all pix ready on his phone.6

And changed his pants to the one I borrowed, it was way too small for him(my dad's a size 42 and I got him size 26 pants). With all 3 wallets in there with shitloads of singles in each of them.7

So when he woke up, he had a major headache and wierd memories. And had no idea wat happened last night. He thought he was in Germany, had and murdered 3 strippers and don't know how he got all those singles or wallets.