Personal Jay Ad

Hi I'm Jay,1

My Friends say I'm a nice guy, with very few oddities.2

I'm looking for a girl with long hair, long legs, and false teeth.3

A glass eye is acceptable, but non smoker.4

I'm not into the kinky stuff.5

I enjoy warm summer nights, sitting on the front porch 6

forcing large moths into the bug zapper.7

I'm a poet in my soul.8

I spend hours writing fantastic verse, and Hallmark cards.9

Perhaps you've read some of my works.10

I like to kiss on the first date, and play with your false teeth.11

If you think you would like to meet me just mail me a picture12

of your false teeth, and glass eye.13

What did you think? Please comment!

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  • Yemassee gold member
    August 28, 2005
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    Oh if I were only a woman! lol. I think it's the chance of someone loving choppers that won me over!

    And just the idea that he writes for Hallmark, oh my...a real Artiste!

    Very funny, and Jayish.

  • p b without the j
    August 28, 2005
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    Ewwww, I don't know if I want to date this certain "Jay" person if he's going to mess with my teeth...they're kind of a, 'embarassment' to me. I don't like moths...or kissing on first dates. I'm going to go talk with hi--MY GLASS EYE!!!! NO, DON'T--They stepped on it. NOW ALL I HAVE IS AN EYE SOCKET!!!! WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH MY LIFE????

  • pattyann4500
    August 27, 2005
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    LOL Cute! He likes glass eyes and false teeth, and he's not into anything kinky? Are you sure you're talking about our Jay? LOL I thought this was just adorable! Hugs, Patricia

  • fae
    August 27, 2005
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    Good ad! He he he. He'll like this


  • MysticalMelindy
    August 27, 2005
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    Nice to see you writing again there hubby. Very cute ad, I think he'll get a giggle out of it. hides glass eye

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