Deadric and the Spanish Influenza Virus of the 1900s

Once there was a magical girl who lived on an of and . On the island there were very home comforts, and all she had to comfort her was her maker-which she had to roast banana leaves in because there was no coffee on a deserted island, just wireless internet- and her . One day as she was checking it, she saw something unusual, but she just and opened the anyway. Her computer went nuts and began to play show tunes and blink lights, and, before she could turn it off, it explioded. She jumped up and began to to the who lived in a tree and constantly threw . She ed and ed until it became dark and began to . Her laptop was rained on before she could get it up, and it started to spark and all of a sudden-BAM-it transformed into a . "Well, that's not so bad," she thought though her computer was ruined, and she knew she would never recieve her again. The horror couldn't end there though. Soon, she began to her a creepy noise coming from the rain forest, and soon out burst memebers of the clan humming along to that stupid lulleby! The the broken computer bagan to transform into Robert Pattinson. The girl started running in circles, flailing about as she scream, "NOOO, NOT DEADWARD, NOOOO!" as she tried to escape the fans that were encircling the both of them, but she couldn't escape the horror that was consuming her once peaceful ! Then if things weren't bad enough, he tried to her, and bagan to scream "RAPE!" and "PEDOFILE!" hoping at least the would throw something at him. It was all to no avail, and, just when she thought he was about to make his move-it's a bird, it's a plane, NO, it's "Mandy!" Dundundadah-it's the Jonas Brother's to the rescue! She jumped into Kevin's arms, since he's the sesitive one and she knew he would be sympathetic to her situation, then Joe, the goofy one, ripped off his clothes and revealed his "Single Ladies" outfit. The fangirls began to stream and run amuck till finaly they were all caputered in a large pit on the opposite side of the island that Nick, the sweet one, and the had been digging while all the comotion was taking place. Once again it was an of happy as they drenched Rob in apple sauce, choked him in that stupid red scarf, and roasted him in the midnight sun as they tossed flowers about and played chess. Then once he was done, they fed him to the psycho Rob stalkers. Then they all lived happily ever after except for the fans, because the cast saddly had to all be replaced with people who can actualy ACT and not just look annoyed and . The very happy ending.