The Butt Hobos

There's this girl named Fevi. She has a huge butt. Everyone is ALWAYS talking about it. It doesn't bother her at all, sometimes she finds it kind of funny. Well one day her and her best friend Serena were making a quiz and one of the questions was "Why is Fevi's butt so big" and they listed some really funny answers. The one they chose for the correct answer was "so it would give a place for the hobo's to live. So now Fevi gives homes to hobo's on her butt. The girls laughed about it forever and now it's a joke between them, but they are bringing it to life through words and stories if you understand what I mean. For example, Fevi was on the Internet talking to Serena and out of the clear blue Fevi says I want my hubby, which is her boyfriend Brendan. So Fevi calls him but no answer and she gets sad because she really wants to talk to Brendan. She tells Serena that no one answered and Serena goes, he's out having dinner with the Hobo's on your butt. Fevi goes so that's where they went to. So they started laughing about it. Brendan calls Fevi and she tells him their story and how he went out to dinner with the hobo's that live on Fevi's butt! He went along with it and said the dinner was great. The girls laughed more about it. 1

THE END!!!2

Author notes

okay this is somewhat true! If you look at the names and use the first letter of each n put my name staceys n bryans ull see how the stroy is true lol! but me and stacey came up with this sorta so hope you like it i know its retarded but i was bored if ya like it maybe who knows ill make a sequal haha! let me know comment applaud w/e you can please and thank u!
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JiGgLeZ

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  • ImJustALostMemory
    September 4, 2005
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    hahaha stop saying that!!

  • ArSeNaLrOx13
    September 4, 2005
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    hey shes not fat just a fat ass and my name is brendan im psychic i know these things

  • ImJustALostMemory
    August 26, 2005
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    no because i speak it learn it!


  • Edna Sweetlove
    August 26, 2005
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    Do you issue translations into English?

  • ImJustALostMemory
    August 26, 2005
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    haha thanks glad you liked it!
    <3
    JiGgLez


  • I Am My Own God
    August 26, 2005
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    this is rlly funny, well written. good job

  • ImJustALostMemory
    August 26, 2005
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    the story is about me my boyfriend n bestfriend did u read my freaken authors notes?


  • Edna Sweetlove
    August 26, 2005
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    I was commenting on your story, not you.

  • ImJustALostMemory
    August 26, 2005
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    thanks for the comment but are you trying to call me fat or say i eat to much because i'm not and i don't! w/e thanks
    <3
    JiGgLeZ

    ps. And it's genetic so dont say less likey because every female in my family have a big butt and no we aren't all fat thanks very little!
    Edited on Aug 26, 11:00 because 'forgot something'.

  • Edna Sweetlove
    August 26, 2005
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    oh dear

    Surely the reason for having a big bottom would be either:-

    over-eating sugary crap, sweetened fizzy canned coloured water and fatty fast junk foods in humunguous quantities (I believe 30% of American females under 25 are clinically obese)

    OR

    genetic (less likely)

    ??????????????????????


    Edited on Aug 26, 10:43 because ''.

  • Love And Memories
    August 26, 2005
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    I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!! prolly cause im in it lol, omg we're such losers lol, but i love this!!!!!!

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