An Interesting Tale

Once I knew this moose, by the name of Mash Potatoes. Now she wasn't your average moose by any means. You see Mash Potatoes could talk, and she happened to give great advise. So one day while she was listening to the raccoon go on and on about his mob problems, she thought to herself, "I should get paid for this." That was the day she decided to go into business. Mash Potatoes was going to be a psychiatrist, for wildlife or humans, it didn't matter. As long as she got paid in goldfish (the pizza kind). So she rented a building and found herself a cute young squirrel who happened to be great with paper work. Her assistant's name was Mr. Nut.1

Well after a few months, Dr.Potatoes was doing well, with enough pizza goldfish to last a life time. But she felt like she was missing something. She wanted a husband. And then one day she just up and left. Mash Potatoes took the gold fish and Mr.Nut with her. And that was the last anyone ever saw of her. But i did get this post card from a wedding chapel in Vegas . . . .2

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This one is for u steph

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  • August 23, 2005
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    AWESOME!!!

    I like this story it was very poetic. It was new to hear you write a story instead of a poem. I liked it a lot(I dont agree w/ Steph). You should write more of these ok. Well later loser.


  • August 22, 2005
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    funneh!

    lol, OF COURSE IT WAS A HOT MOOSE...all moose..wait..meese? mooses...whatever...@_@..are hot!! Duhhh...anyway...awesome story ya got here lol it made me laugh! yay! :-)


  • August 22, 2005
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    ROFLMFAO!!!!! Very funny Shannon!! I loved the story line!! GOLDFISH!! LOL!! *wipes tears from eyes* Steph sure does give us A LOT of material doesn't she!?! But I do think that you should use the spell checker...but other than that, it was very funny!!!
    Lisa


  • August 22, 2005
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    DAMN YOU SHANNON!!! This was just messed up...loved the goldfish thing though. Who did I get married to? Was it a hot moose!! TELL ME!! Why is everbody writing a story about me? Lisa said I was a psychotic squirrel and now you're telling me I'm a moose with a PHD is psychology? You did horrible with the grammer, but I really didn't care cuz it's about ME! HA HA

    Once Alive,
    Steph the Moose with a Brain