it soared, it flew higher and higher. EXPLOSION . The flames grew, engulfing every phallus as it expanded.1
The men cried. In their valiant efforts to retrieve their 'little friends' 'haha little' . they died.2
Two-thousand years later. the man killed his wife and 2 kids and decided to become a necrophiliac. He enjoyed ripping through their cooling flesh using their fluids as lube.3
A police officer walked in, surveyed the scene, waved at the man and left.4
Police huh?5
The end
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woops
the best story ever made
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