Titanic: Greg Fink's Story

Hey everyone, my name's Greg... With a G. I don't know how else anyone would spell it, but just in case, it's sometimes a good idea just to make sure that someone knows the first letter of your name. Not that I myself am all that good with names, I am not here to lie to you my friend. I am but a chef, and a damn fine chef that is. But what am I doing boring you with my career details? I could use your help.
A couple days ago, my pal Romero (With and R this time) fell sick, and wouldn't you know it the boat that is about to take its maiden voyage. Romero can't go, being sick and all, and we used to work in the same kitchen together, so he asks me to save his neck (or more precisely his job) and work this cruise.
Now I had my reservations at first. I don't like boats, and salt water doesn't agree with my belly, so I said no to working on the boat whose name I forget at this moment (The Tiranic? The Organic? Whatever). But Romero tells me that it's practically a pleasure cruise and that I just have to cook a bunch of meals. I like pleasure cruises, and I don't mind cooking just a few meals, so I said yes to Romero and I was on my way.
The first few days of the trip went pretty well, with the exception of some moron screaming how he's the king of the world at two AM. Some people, right? So as I was saying, things are going fine, I'm cooking, I'm taking in sun, things are great. This morning, I got up, and I think I left this sink on over night.
The whole kitchen is flooded, and someone shut this metal door so that the water won't get out.
At first, I just turned the faucet down, but it was off so I ended up breaking the knob. At first is was Ok though, because it wasn't leaking from the handle, but now water's coming in through the door.
So then, the kitchen turns upside down and sideways, and everything goes crazy. The captains going to be really mad when he sees the mess that I made, so please help me out here! Does anyone know a good plumber? Tell them to come to the S.S. Watchumucallit and fix my pipes.1

Thanks,
Greg Fink2

P.s
The Fink is spelled with and F