The blow dried llama...

The strangest thing happened the other day...I was walking out to my car, and as i walked past a drain i heard something go...EEEE-ORRR!1

Jeebus it scared the hell outta me! So, me being myself I go and look, and there is somethin' furry down thur! It's pretty dark though, so I can't really see it. So i grabbed my handy-dandy torch keys...(I know, strange eh?)and I look down. It is very wet and furry...ew and smelly...and very, very ugly...It is a wet, furry, stinky, ugly llama! It looks like a blow dried rat...obviously it tried to dry itself somehow...sheebus that is one ugly llama!2

Next thing i knew, the wet, stinky, ugly, blow-dried-rat-looking llama had it's face in my face and said, "Honey, this llama gonna drown you all." and then it disappeared...3

That was the day i saw the wet, stinky, ugly, blow-dried-rat-looking llama that was planning to drown me.

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