Some day, an ad in the newspaper might look like this...1
FOR SALE: 34 year-old man, used but in good, working condition. He is 5'7" 137 lbs, black hair, goatee, and brown eyes. He has an average build. He is fun to be around with, but can be moody at times. He loves NFL football, and his favorite team is the Green Bay Packers. He listens to most types of music, except for country and rap. He loves the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, and most other classic rock acts. He loves reading science fiction, and is a huge movie buff. He has been in a temporary shelter for over a year now, and is looking for a good home. He is domesticated; he will clean the house and do dishes. If you are interested, please call (555) 123-45672
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I was looking in the for sale ads in the paper, and I was wondering what it would be like if I actually put myself for sale. Though I am quite sure that there are better products on the market than myself 
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Oh..Now...Piston...this is good and quite funny. I think you sell yourself well.
Liz -
mmm...
The ads both funny and true for some average blokes. At first it took me awhile though to realise if this was a real addvert or not-lol-i'm an idiot sometimes. (Please don't let this be a real advert on this site now...). If I was that in a paper though I'd deff go for the guy strangely enough...lol
Luv Lou x -
lol Sadly, i think i've seen a similar ad in the personals section. shakes head Hopefully we won't objectify ourself that much in the future...but it may happen. Both funny and oddly disturbing lol
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