Blood...Pressure...Rising

Ever wonder what happened to thinking?1

I did.2

I was answered with Twilight. TWILIGHT. Of all ungodly things to do, some Mormon decides to play "Anne Rice". I'm sorry, but, if I wanted to watch a gay dude SUCK I'd go to Castro street in Frisco, thank you very much. It's the epitome of stupidity....3

Which brings me to Politics. Poor Obama. POOR OBAMA. He has to deal with a bunch of creepy old men and crazy women all day and attempt t run this FAILURE of a country. 4

AW, I'm SORRY, did I offend your idiotic and blind patriotism? My bad.5

NEXT TIME I'LL JUST BEAT IT TO IT'S RIGHTFUL DEATH!6

Seriously, don't make a COUNTRY your everything! all a country really is is a piece of land with people walking on it?! It's not going to save you, it's not going to pay your bills! KNOWING THE LUCK OF THE HUMAN RACE, IT'S WAITING TO COLLAPSE INTO THE MAGMA BELOW US!!!!7

Us, there's a phrase.8

Ugh, honestly? Kill me now. Put me out of my GOD-FORSAKEN MISERY and just PAINT THE WALLS with my brains, PLEASE. I can't take watching our materialistic, egomaniacal, uneducated downward 9

spiral into oblivion any longer.10

But I will.11

Because I'm way to cheap to spring for a gun or bullets.12

Damned capitalism.