Examination Hall,1
City A-B-C2
June 30th, 20093
Salutation Here,4
To, Michel Jackson, the man who rocked my world,5
I can not believe that Michel Jackson is dead. How can someone like him die? With his moves and plastic nose, I was sure he was a robot. I am so shocked that I can't even bring myself to use the washroom because nothing will be the same without you, Michel. You were a source of inspiration, you were....much more than a father! (Editor's Note: He means that Michel was like a father to him.) I miss you so much, Michel. How many other people can dance like their pants are on fire? I say this here, today, that while your flesh will rot, you spirit will live on, doing the funky moonwalk. You were a legend Michel, a dancer second to no one, except me. I love you Michel, you rocked my world and you rocked my pants! (Editor's note: Alright! I give up! I can't explain away this one.)6
Yours, Boots.7
A contest entry
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Wow, can anyone write anything funny for a humor contest. Apparently not.
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